Pitzer College, eager to join in all the fun, releases its 2013-2014 Application for Admission to The Golden Antlers:
PDF VErsion can be found here: PITZ Application
– Sean McQueen CMC ’13, Ari Saperstein PZ ’15, Theresa Iker SCR ’14, Haley Patoski CMC ’14, Clancy Tripp CMC ’15, Toni Antonova CMC ’15, Dante Toppo CMC ’15, Diana Ciuca CMC ’15, Sam Pitcavage CMC ’15, Dixie Morrison POM ’15, Lucas Van Houten CMC ’14, Ben Turner CMC ‘16, Charlie Montgomery CMC ’15
How many CMC students does it take to make a humor article? 10 and a Pomona student to write it for them.
You’re not witty or funny. This app spoof, however, is both.
You must be looking for someone scruffy to herd you.
Try the site of this fapplication.
Your joke is bad and you should feel bad.
FACT
ACCURATE
this hits hilariously with sparks of originality, and misses painfully and dismissively. What for you mean, with “your privilege” section?
Excellent sentence structure nerf jesus. I wonder where you go to school.
in english please
I think the best part is the fact that it is crumpled up. Needs more stains though
This is the greatest thing that anyone has ever written in the whole godforsaken history of literature. I would know; I got a B+ in Lit10.
-CMC ’08