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2024 Fall
  • Black Friday is today. Where does and from is the name?? It sounds suspicious

    Black Friday is today. Where does and from is the name?? It sounds suspicious

    Luke B.
    November 29, 2024
    2024 Fall
    authentic, black friday, explaining, fall, fall break, informative, retail, shopping, thanksgiving
  • “Yeah, That’s Not Really What a Tariff Is”: Five Ways to Ruin Thanksgiving Dinner For Everyone

    “Yeah, That’s Not Really What a Tariff Is”: Five Ways to Ruin Thanksgiving Dinner For Everyone

    Phoebe F.
    November 27, 2024
    2024 Fall
    AAAA, fall break, follow, following money, invest money, tariff, thanksgiving, the money, walking with money
  • IS TSL DEAD?! TSL Sells Out: Implements Paywall, Stoops to Clickbait

    IS TSL DEAD?! TSL Sells Out: Implements Paywall, Stoops to Clickbait

    Annie B.
    November 26, 2024
    2024 Fall
    craven, fake, money-hungry, posers, tsl
  • BREAKING NEWS: WACKY CARTOON INCIDENTS ON THE RISE—BEWARE OF HIJINKS

    BREAKING NEWS: WACKY CARTOON INCIDENTS ON THE RISE—BEWARE OF HIJINKS

    Andrew B.
    November 24, 2024
    2024 Fall
    5c, danger, elements, piano from a high rope over a big red x, suprise, thinker statue
  • Oblivious Isaac Hyped for Normal Trip Up Mountain with Dad

    Oblivious Isaac Hyped for Normal Trip Up Mountain with Dad

    Andrew B.
    November 23, 2024
    2024 Fall
    abraham, bible, family, isaac, mountain trip, patricide, tragedy, tragedy as old as the bible
  • INFIDELITY? Observant Girlfriend Spots Corner of a Pioneer DJ Controller Hidden Under Boyfriend’s Bed

    INFIDELITY? Observant Girlfriend Spots Corner of a Pioneer DJ Controller Hidden Under Boyfriend’s Bed

    Jeremy Martin
    November 20, 2024
    2024 Fall
    beat, cheating, heart-wrenching, house music, infidelity, music, Party, pioneer dj controller, relationship advice
  • Trump to Prioritize Groping, Inflation

    Trump to Prioritize Groping, Inflation

    Luke B.
    November 19, 2024
    2024 Fall
    election, groping, inflation, Money, quoting the president and his supporters nearly verbatim, sexual assault, trump
  • MEDIA STUDIES THESIS

    MEDIA STUDIES THESIS

    James D.
    November 18, 2024
    2024 Fall
    academic, academic weapon, banana, gru, media studies, minion, research, thesis
  • 7C Spotlight: CGU Athletes

    7C Spotlight: CGU Athletes

    Kaylee Stigar
    November 17, 2024
    2024 Fall
    7c, CGU, enfeebled, old, postgrad, sports, wrinkle
  • Golden Antlers Loses Canva Password

    Golden Antlers Loses Canva Password

    The Golden Antlers
    November 16, 2024
    2024 Fall
    canva, crayon, feelings, help us, outreach
  • Gabi Starr, President of Pomona College, Hospitalized After Hearing Small, Critical Voice In Head

    Gabi Starr, President of Pomona College, Hospitalized After Hearing Small, Critical Voice In Head

    Luke B.
    November 15, 2024
    2024 Fall
    alexander hall, conscience, gabi starr, health, mental health, neurology, pomona, president
  • WHAT! Humanities Student in Estella

    WHAT! Humanities Student in Estella

    James D.
    November 14, 2024
    2024 Fall
    basement, estella, girl, girly, humanities, pomona, queer, super girl
  • 5C Horoscopes!

    5C Horoscopes!

    James D.
    November 13, 2024
    2024 Fall
    5c horoscopes, astrology, cmc, hmc, pitzer, pomona, scripps
  • A Guide to Crying in Office Hours

    A Guide to Crying in Office Hours

    Sophie P.
    November 12, 2024
    2024 Fall
    big ol’ salty whoppers from eyelids, crying, eyes leaking, guide, help, tears
  • Motley Already Out of Matcha Somehow

    Motley Already Out of Matcha Somehow

    James D.
    November 11, 2024
    2024 Fall
    coffeehouse, motley, scripps
  • SCAMfest: Potential Scams to Avoid Tonight

    SCAMfest: Potential Scams to Avoid Tonight

    The Golden Antlers
    November 9, 2024
    2024 Fall
  • Why Am I Such A Soft Little Guy When I Put My Head On A Girl’s Lap?

    Why Am I Such A Soft Little Guy When I Put My Head On A Girl’s Lap?

    Luke B.
    November 8, 2024
    2024 Fall
    female, gender, humanism as one body, humanism as one body mind soul and spirit, love, masculinity, romance, shattering the prison of gender, situationship
  • “Mommy, Where Do Baby Gronks Come From?”: Introduce the Birds and Bees to Your Gen Alpha child

    “Mommy, Where Do Baby Gronks Come From?”: Introduce the Birds and Bees to Your Gen Alpha child

    Amalia S.
    November 7, 2024
    2024 Fall
    baby gronk, brainrot, gooning, guide, life, parenting, pilates, skibidi
  • THE GOLDEN ANTLERS ENDORSE PRESIDENT GABI STARR FOR PRESIDENT

    THE GOLDEN ANTLERS ENDORSE PRESIDENT GABI STARR FOR PRESIDENT

    The Golden Antlers
    November 4, 2024
    2024 Fall
    2024 election, election, endorsement, gabi starr, pomona
  • How to Empower Workers (Deans)

    How to Empower Workers (Deans)

    Luke B.
    November 1, 2024
    2024 Fall
    5c, admin, administration, admissions, avis hinkson, class, class warfare, communism, deans, ethics, ism, marxism, pomona
  • Halloweekend Ideas: You Are in a Throuple/Polycule/Huge Freshman Friend Group

    Halloweekend Ideas: You Are in a Throuple/Polycule/Huge Freshman Friend Group

    The Golden Antlers
    October 31, 2024
    2024 Fall
    ahhh, boo!, costume, duet, duo, halloweekend, halloween, huge friend group, polycule, spooky, throuple
  • Halloweekend Ideas: You Have One Friend

    Halloweekend Ideas: You Have One Friend

    The Golden Antlers
    October 29, 2024
    2024 Fall
    ahhh, boo!, costume, duet, duo, halloweekend, halloween, spooky
  • Halloweekend Costume Ideas: You Are Alone

    Halloweekend Costume Ideas: You Are Alone

    The Golden Antlers
    October 29, 2024
    2024 Fall
    ahhh, alone, boo!, costume, halloweekend, halloween, lonely, spooky
  • Spring 2025 Courselist!

    Spring 2025 Courselist!

    The Golden Antlers
    October 28, 2024
    2024 Fall
    authentic, courselist, hyperschedule, real, scheduling, spring 2025, visionary
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