Okay so recently I’ve been feeling a bit weirded out by my roommate and I wanna know if I’m overreacting. Their skin looks a little, like, decaying, and they smell unbelievably bad. Whenever they’re not moaning and shuffling around, they harass me about giving them “brain” while getting really close to my face? So I’m starting to wonder if maybe they’re a sex addict?
I think it started about two weeks ago, because ever since this one night they came back near dawn (having crazy long sex ig), they’ve become a whole new person.
At first they just started talking about how badly they wanted “brain,” which is valid because – hey, who doesn’t want head – but now they’ve started asking ME to give them brain.
I mean, I wouldn’t really mind doing it because as a sex-positive queer ally intersectional Marxist anti-racist, I consider myself a provider of the people, but I’m not really sure how clean their happy square is because lately they’ve also started STINKING!!!!
I’m not really sure how to describe the it, but it kinda reminds me of that thing that happens to everyone in childhood where you feed your pet hamster eraser shavings and then they die but you don’t realize it for a couple days until you go to change its water and the cage smells bad.
And another thing, I’m a bit concerned for their health tbh – not only is their skin turning kind of mottled, but it’s also looking green? I think it’s because they’re having so much sex they’re getting the opposite of blue balls – I think the term is green gooch?
Jesus Christ, and now they’re banging on my door (I have to lock the door at night because otherwise they will break into my room and try to eat me because they are just SO HORNY)–ugh, I’m just gonna open the door and tell them to get a grip, I’m sure nothing bad is going to happen.