1. Unfortunately, she grew up in Tallahassee, Florida. I know, right?
2. There is a dead squirrel taped to her office window right now with her name embroidered onto the squirrel’s back.
It reads, “Love, Gabi.” It is accompanied by a picture of her holding said squirrel. Interesting, right?
3. She got her degree in woman’s studies from Emory University! Okay, right?
4. The squirrel on her window was discovered to have a Grindr account after the police investigated the messages between the two of them. Right?
5. This note was found at her desk the day of the investigation.
Text Displayed: “I, Gabrielle Starr (REDACTED) squirrel, right?”
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8. Did you know she could write book?
In her recent book, “Just in Time,” she writes, “I have a love-hate relationship for squirrels, man.” (Starr 685,672)
9. Her most recent searches on Google were:
10. In 2015, Starr co-founded a liberal arts prison education program at Wallkill Correctional Facility in New York State.
The prison only accepted “Good Behavior/White Collar” inmates.
Wow! That’s nuts. I didn’t know Gabrielle Starr was so multifaceted. Squirrels. Share these fun facts with a friend, your parents, your neighborhood squirrels?
