Gobble and Waddle were pardoned for being “unfairly targeted by political prosecution,” argued the nation’s largest turkey in modern memory, 240-pound felon President Trump. “I’d like to deep fry these beautiful beautiful birds, but RFK Kennedy Jr. said to me, ‘I’m using the BEEF TALLOW for our nice BUBBLE BATH later.’ Who doesn’t like a BEAUTIFUL BEEF BUBBLE BATH? BIDEN.”
In the 2021 January 6th insurrection, Gobble and Waddle laid several eggs in Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s office. They were recently sentenced to death by Tyson’s chicken nugget division.
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