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The Assanaeum F**knightly: Spicy Public V-Day Sex?

 

 Dear D, “The big V-day is coming up and what better gift to give my hookup/mancandy than sex in public? Can you recommend a location on the 5C campus that won’t get us arrested or seriously injured? Any tips? – Budding Voyeur” My Dearest Budding Voyeur, You must be of the freakiest variety and only
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Fall Starts, Ends Morning of October 27th

 

 According to meteorologists, Autumn in Claremont CA began at 6:57 Saturday morning and concluded approximately 45 minutes later. This brief Fall was reportedly characterized by a temperate 76 degrees, with a brisk breeze and partly cloudy skies. Approximately three leaves fell in accordance with the seasonal behavior of deciduous trees at this time of year.
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EXPLAINING CMC TO PEOPLE WHO DON’T GO TO CMC: CIVILIZATION PROSPERS WITH COMMERCE. AND CHEAP BEER.

 

  Hey there, Non CMC-er, it’s me.  That person you want to strangle for posting “80 degrees outside & tanning at da poooool” as my status in January.  That’s right, I went to Southern California for college.  Oh what…you’ve never heard of my school?  Get in line.  Let me try to condense it (and offend
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