Category: CMC

Rose Institute to Host Next “Pilgrim Bros and NavaHoes TNC.” In Fucking Prison.

  Early this week the founding director of the Rose Institute of State and Local Government, David Alan Heslop was sentenced to 21 months in prison by a federal court for conspiracy to commit bribery and “for his role in a kickback scheme to defraud the Twenty-Nine Palms Band of Mission Indians.” This, surprisingly, was not

Let the Games Begin: Scripps’ 88th Annual Hall Draw

Early this morning, Scripps President Lori “Effie” Bettison-Varga’s 2014 Hall Draw announcement was leaked to the Golden Antlers. The bloodthirsty nature of the Scripps room selection process is legendary at the consortium, but those outside of the Scripps community (i.e. sexists) have never witnessed the true nature of the hall draw.  The Golden Antlers is