Scripps College
- Dior lip oil, never opened
- The bottom half of an Adidas Samba
- Scarf that tows the line of cultural appropriation
- Straight “best friend” situationship
- 7 Owala water bottles
- Rose toy
Pitzer College
- Ugly dog
- Thrifted Diva cup
- Green box full of vegan tostadas
- White person’s ॐ Necklace
- Communal IUD
- Socio Cultural Local Graduation Requirement
Claremont McKenna College
- Israeli couscous
- Piss Gatorade bottle
- One Bitcoin
- 90% consumed Zyn pouch
- Father’s credit card
- Oil rig
Pomona College
- Gay sweater
- Air conditioning
- Chinese cigarettes
- College ranking position
- Acoustic guitar for playing “Wonderwall”
- Ivy League merch
Harvey Mudd College
- Grey Harvey Mudd official pullover sweatshirt
- Black Harvey Mudd zip-up official sweatshirt
- 60% THC weed that gives you schizophrenia
- Roaches (insect version in Case, weed version in Linde, Atwood, West)
- An entire twink
- Tail plug
Writing and creative credit to Abby S., James D., Annie B., Guillermo M., and Diego M.