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2020 Fall
  • Counting Down Our 20 Favorite Moments of 2020

    Counting Down Our 20 Favorite Moments of 2020

    Julia Foodman
    December 29, 2020
    2020 Fall
    Global, lifestyle
  • Scripps College to Distribute Care Packages: Just an A Capella Group That Practices in Your Living Room for Two Hours on Thursdays

    Scripps College to Distribute Care Packages: Just an A Capella Group That Practices in Your Living Room for Two Hours on Thursdays

    Alyssa R.
    December 21, 2020
    2020 Fall
  • 5Cs Playing Hard to Get

    5Cs Playing Hard to Get

    Cooper Pryde
    December 18, 2020
    2020 Fall
  • “I’m sure I don’t have corona because I can still smell fear” says finance bro

    “I’m sure I don’t have corona because I can still smell fear” says finance bro

    Luc Hyman
    December 18, 2020
    2020 Fall
    coronavirus, covid, finance
  • The Mainstream Media is Hiding the REAL Reasons Why Tiedens Quit

    The Mainstream Media is Hiding the REAL Reasons Why Tiedens Quit

    Cooper Pryde
    December 3, 2020
    2020 Fall
    Events, scripps, scripps college
  • Lara Tiedens to Resign: Proof that Cyberbullying Works

    Lara Tiedens to Resign: Proof that Cyberbullying Works

    Cooper Pryde
    November 30, 2020
    2020 Fall
    5C president, lara tiedens, scripps, uplifting
  • 5Cs Purchase License To New Zoom Breakdown Rooms

    5Cs Purchase License To New Zoom Breakdown Rooms

    Cooper Pryde
    November 28, 2020
    2020 Fall
    claremont, lifestyle
  • Dear CMC and Pomona: Just Fuck Already

    Dear CMC and Pomona: Just Fuck Already

    Jackson Kuzmik
    November 18, 2020
    2020 Fall
    claremont, cmc, pomona, pomona college
  • 5Cs Unveil Spring COVID-19 Prevention Plans

    5Cs Unveil Spring COVID-19 Prevention Plans

    Jessica Wang
    November 15, 2020
    2020 Fall
    5c, claremont, cmc, harvey mudd, harvey mudd college, pitzer, pitzer college, pomona, pomona college, scripps, scripps college
  • Our Favorite Types of Voter Fraud, Ranked

    Our Favorite Types of Voter Fraud, Ranked

    Lucas Cunningham
    November 3, 2020
    2020 Fall
    2020 election, biden, politics, trump, voter, voter fraud
  • Equality Win! Pitzer College Professors Are Now Required to Live With Their Parents

    Equality Win! Pitzer College Professors Are Now Required to Live With Their Parents

    Julia Foodman
    November 2, 2020
    2020 Fall
    claremont
  • CMS Football Team Ties Attendance Record When Lost Man Stumbles Onto Field

    CMS Football Team Ties Attendance Record When Lost Man Stumbles Onto Field

    The Golden Antlers
    October 30, 2020
    2020 Fall
    cmc, cms, football, mudd, record breaking, scripps, sports
  • Camp Sec: Please Stop Trying to ‘Slip Us a Fiver’ to Walk Around Campus for an Hour Just to Feel Something Again

    Camp Sec: Please Stop Trying to ‘Slip Us a Fiver’ to Walk Around Campus for an Hour Just to Feel Something Again

    Eleanor Henderson
    October 28, 2020
    2020 Fall
    claremont, Local, Student
  • 5C Admin Praised Nationally for Brutal Honesty: “Class of 2021 Can Eat Shit and Die”

    5C Admin Praised Nationally for Brutal Honesty: “Class of 2021 Can Eat Shit and Die”

    The Golden Antlers
    October 25, 2020
    2020 Fall
    5c, Class of 2021, coronavirus, covid, eat shit, lick rust
  • How to Write a TSL Opinion Piece

    How to Write a TSL Opinion Piece

    Brady Anderson
    October 23, 2020
    2020 Fall
    claremont, guide, guides, Journalism, opinion
  • Professor Puts Students in a Breakout Room So He Can Bang Out a Quickie

    Professor Puts Students in a Breakout Room So He Can Bang Out a Quickie

    The Golden Antlers
    October 20, 2020
    2020 Fall
    5c, coronavirus, covid, love, online school, quickie, zoom
  • The Golden Antlers’ 2020 Election Endorsements

    The Golden Antlers’ 2020 Election Endorsements

    Julia Foodman
    October 18, 2020
    2020 Fall
    Global, guides, Local
  • In inspiring news: For COVID-19, the White House has turned into a White Home

    In inspiring news: For COVID-19, the White House has turned into a White Home

    Olu O.
    October 15, 2020
    2020 Fall
    bliss, covid, nirvana, politics, trump, white house
  • Claremont Independent Endorses Biden for 2020 General Election

    Claremont Independent Endorses Biden for 2020 General Election

    Eleanor Henderson
    October 9, 2020
    2020 Fall
    claremont, Entertainment
  • BREAKING NEWS: CMC President Hiram Chodosh Tests Positive for Being a Silver Fox

    BREAKING NEWS: CMC President Hiram Chodosh Tests Positive for Being a Silver Fox

    The Golden Antlers
    October 2, 2020
    2020 Fall
    5C president, cmc, covid, gorgeous man, grey for pay, hiram chodosh, spit test
  • Goodwill to Take Legal Action Against Scripps College Citing “A Profuse and Threatening Number of Used Dildo Donations’

    Goodwill to Take Legal Action Against Scripps College Citing “A Profuse and Threatening Number of Used Dildo Donations’

    Alyssa R.
    September 29, 2020
    2020 Fall
    claremont, Local, scripps, scripps college
  • When the Nest is Fucking Crowded: a How to Guide for 5C Parents

    When the Nest is Fucking Crowded: a How to Guide for 5C Parents

    Brady Anderson
    September 25, 2020
    2020 Fall
    5c, covid, guide, parenting, parents, zoom
  • Thinking Inside The Box: Are Mimes The Future Of Virtual Learning?

    Thinking Inside The Box: Are Mimes The Future Of Virtual Learning?

    Lucas Cunningham
    September 21, 2020
    2020 Fall
    clown, covid, education, lifestyle, not about novels is about theories, novel theory, Student
  • CMC DOS: “Don’t Worry, Zoom TNCs Will Be Just as Bad”

    CMC DOS: “Don’t Worry, Zoom TNCs Will Be Just as Bad”

    AJ Moore
    September 14, 2020
    2020 Fall
    cmc, Events, lifestyle