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  • How To Be Super Mysterious At The 5Cs!

    How To Be Super Mysterious At The 5Cs!

    Leo V.
    February 10, 2024
    2024 Spring
    drop in a bucket of drops, guide, mysterious, needle in a haystack of needles, thimble in an ocean of thimbles, tsl
  • DATAMATCH SUCCESS STORIES

    DATAMATCH SUCCESS STORIES

    The Golden Antlers
    February 9, 2024
    2024 Spring
    datamatch, duo, lovers, matches
  • BREAKING: the TSL Discovers There Is No Money in Journalism

    BREAKING: the TSL Discovers There Is No Money in Journalism

    Annie B.
    February 8, 2024
    2024 Spring
    5c, dying industry, fiscale mismanagement, fossil, Journalism, Money, news, newspaper, tsl
  • Shocking Exposé Reveals Top 10 Golden Antlers Exposés

    Shocking Exposé Reveals Top 10 Golden Antlers Exposés

    AJ M-L.
    February 5, 2024
    2024 Spring
    CRAZY, exposé, exposéd, mystery, outright batty, reveal, Shocking
  • The Ethicist Responds: “I’m dating my distant cousin hella nervous tho because she’s coming to Claremont next year”

    The Ethicist Responds: “I’m dating my distant cousin hella nervous tho because she’s coming to Claremont next year”

    Luke B.
    February 4, 2024
    2024 Spring
    cousin, ethicist, ethics, love, modern love, response
  • SCRIPPS STUDENTS ARE EMBARASSED‼️

    SCRIPPS STUDENTS ARE EMBARASSED‼️

    Mady L.
    February 2, 2024
    2024 Spring
    scripps, students
  • Cheez Whiz Discovers String Theory

    Cheez Whiz Discovers String Theory

    Luke B.
    February 1, 2024
    2024 Spring
    cheese, genius, pun, string theory
  • Golden Antlers Discovers New Temperature Scale: Celsius

    Daisy S.
    January 31, 2024
    2024 Spring
    breakthrough, celsius, cold, fahrenheit, intelligence, kelvin, lukewarm, miracle, science, temperature, water
  • How To Tell If You Are a Sweaty Little Hog On a Spit or Just a Little Overheated

    How To Tell If You Are a Sweaty Little Hog On a Spit or Just a Little Overheated

    Annie B.
    January 29, 2024
    2024 Spring
    apple, guide, heat, it’s so hot outside, july in january, meat, piggy pork, pork pig, salty sweat drops, summer, sweat, sweaty, treatpig, ungulates
  • Sorry! You Are Unexceptional

    Sorry! You Are Unexceptional

    Eleanor Henderson
    January 25, 2024
    2024 Spring
    5c student, normal, operative word: you, second person, Student, unexceptional, you
  • Siphoning Gas With Grandma

    Siphoning Gas With Grandma

    Floria A.
    January 23, 2024
    2024 Spring
    amazing, art, cartoon, inspiration
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