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  • Fifteen Experiences That Will Make You Yell, “Ugh! Real!”

    Fifteen Experiences That Will Make You Yell, “Ugh! Real!”

    AJ M-L.
    April 18, 2024
    2024 Spring
    fifteen, numerology, real, soooo real, soooooo real with Caleb hearon
  • OPINION: Women Can Be Doctors, Too?

    OPINION: Women Can Be Doctors, Too?

    Annie B.
    April 17, 2024
    2024 Spring
    america, feminism, health, healthcare, medical, mystery, opinion, politics, surgery, women
  • ACADEMIC DISHONESTY? Roommate Caught Plagiarizing Outfit From Pinterest

    ACADEMIC DISHONESTY? Roommate Caught Plagiarizing Outfit From Pinterest

    James D.
    April 15, 2024
    2024 Spring
    academic, cheating, discovery, fraud, gay fashion, high fashion, infidelity, low fashion, pitzer, Roommate
  • OJ IS DEAD!

    OJ IS DEAD!

    Annie B.
    April 11, 2024
    2024 Spring
    acquitted, breaking, if he did it, life after death, oj
  • Sisyphus Cancelled: Lashes Out at Immigrants for ‘Stealing His Job’

    Sisyphus Cancelled: Lashes Out at Immigrants for ‘Stealing His Job’

    Eli Edelman
    April 6, 2024
    2024 Spring
    hill, move, repeat, rock, sisyphus
  • Gabi Starr Calls Police on Field of Flowers

    Gabi Starr Calls Police on Field of Flowers

    Eleanor Henderson
    April 5, 2024
    2024 Spring
    alexander hall, campus protests, civil obedience, civil rights, gabi starr, peace, perfect response, pomona, student protest
  • Gabi Starr Denies Rumors; Hits Student With Car Anyway

    Gabi Starr Denies Rumors; Hits Student With Car Anyway

    Luke B.
    April 5, 2024
    2024 Spring
    5C president, danger, gabi starr, gabi starr hits students with cars, harassment, little dog, pomona, rumor
  • Sock Puppet and Puppeteer on Your Hinge Are Looking for a Third

    Sock Puppet and Puppeteer on Your Hinge Are Looking for a Third

    Andrew B.
    April 4, 2024
    2024 Spring
    dating, glove at first sight, love, modern love, puppet, throuple, toys
  • Chodosh Dismisses Climate Change as ‘Sunk Cost Fallacy’ in Private Meeting

    Chodosh Dismisses Climate Change as ‘Sunk Cost Fallacy’ in Private Meeting

    Luke B.
    April 3, 2024
    2024 Spring
    5C president, chodosh, climate, climate change, cmc, dad, economics, hiram chodosh, hiram e chodosh, investment, Money, oil, scrooge mcduck, sunk cost fallacy
  • Fall 2024 Course List!

    Fall 2024 Course List!

    The Golden Antlers
    April 1, 2024
    2024 Spring
    5c, course catalog, courselist
  • Pastor Defends Private Jet Purchase After Backlash

    Pastor Defends Private Jet Purchase After Backlash

    AJ M-L.
    March 31, 2024
    2024 Spring
    being poor is sin, christ, christian, easter tithing, god, Joel osteen, Money
  • Greek Student Outraged at 5C Prohibition of Greek Life

    Greek Student Outraged at 5C Prohibition of Greek Life

    Eli Edelman
    March 30, 2024
    2024 Spring
    culture shock, cypriot unification, cyprus, cyprus as one unified body like ireland or god, fraternity, frats, greece, greek life, only the greek portion of cyprus
  • Sensuous Bedbug Nibbles Instead of Biting

    Sensuous Bedbug Nibbles Instead of Biting

    Luke B.
    March 27, 2024
    2024 Spring
    bedbug, love, queer, sexuality
  • Claremont Cash Clearly a Money Laundry Scheme

    Claremont Cash Clearly a Money Laundry Scheme

    Luke B.
    March 21, 2024
    2024 Spring
    5c, claremont cash, financial, insidious financial network, laundry, Money, scheme
  • Pomona Reject Accepted to Harvard of the West of the East (Harvard)

    Pomona Reject Accepted to Harvard of the West of the East (Harvard)

    Eleanor Henderson
    March 19, 2024
    2024 Spring
    admissions, first year, freshman, gut-wrenching, harvard, harvard of the west, heart-wrenching, pomona, sad, wrenching
  • Cecil Gets Yet Another DUI

    Cecil Gets Yet Another DUI

    Ella M.
    March 18, 2024
    2024 Spring
    avian, cecil, civil disobedience, drinking, driving, dui, infraction, nonbinary, party-rocking, police, protest, queer
  • Thank Goodness! Everything is Finally Okay

    Thank Goodness! Everything is Finally Okay

    Jeremy Martin
    March 8, 2024
    2024 Spring
    amazing, awesome, delightful, fun, peachy, peachy keen, pleasant, positivity, surprise, uplifting, win
  • Why I Stole Your Bike

    Why I Stole Your Bike

    Luke B.
    March 4, 2024
    2024 Spring
    campus safety, confession, crime of impassion, serial killer, theft
  • Amy Marcus-Newhall Still President

    Amy Marcus-Newhall Still President

    Annie B.
    March 1, 2024
    2024 Spring
    5C president, amy marcus, amy marcus newhall, amy marcus-newhall, scripps
  • Scooter v. Moped v. Car

    Scooter v. Moped v. Car

    Alex Arguelles
    February 29, 2024
    2024 Spring
    car, moped, race relations, racing, scooter, Video
  • Pitzer Reaffirms Commitment to Destroying the American Middle Class

    Pitzer Reaffirms Commitment to Destroying the American Middle Class

    Lily Wellington
    February 27, 2024
    2024 Spring
    affordability, destruction, expenses, goldman-sachs, middle class, pitzer, Student, Tuition
  • OUR DATAMATCH APOLOGY

    OUR DATAMATCH APOLOGY

    Eleanor Henderson
    February 27, 2024
    2024 Spring
    data breach, datamatch, we take no responsibility
  • “No More Violence”: Lockheed Martin, Raytheon Among Signatories for Harvey Mudd Starbucks Boycott

    “No More Violence”: Lockheed Martin, Raytheon Among Signatories for Harvey Mudd Starbucks Boycott

    Abby S.
    February 23, 2024
    2024 Spring
    BDS, boycott, fight for peace, glass in stone houses, hmc, justice, lockheed martin, mudd, raytheon, sponsored, violence
  • Dear 5C A Capella: Please Stop Referencing “Pitch Perfect”

    Dear 5C A Capella: Please Stop Referencing “Pitch Perfect”

    Daniel K.
    February 21, 2024
    2024 Spring
    a capella, a thousand voices as one unencumbered, anna kendrick, pitch perfect, singing, yahoos, yodeling, yodels, yokels
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