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2022 Spring
  • Gabi Starr Emerges from Burrow and Sees Shadow: 6 More Weeks of No Cross-Campus Dining

    Gabi Starr Emerges from Burrow and Sees Shadow: 6 More Weeks of No Cross-Campus Dining

    Sophie Schnell
    February 2, 2022
    2022 Spring
    5c, 5c dining, covid, Dining hall, gabi starr
  • Pitzer Apologizes for Tree Funeral After Finding Homophobic Tweets the Tree Made in 2015

    Pitzer Apologizes for Tree Funeral After Finding Homophobic Tweets the Tree Made in 2015

    Lily Wellington
    January 30, 2022
    2022 Spring
    cancelled, homophobic, pitzer, tree, tree funeral, tweets
  • Investigation Reveals Cause of Fallen Trees Actually Just Drunk Boys Wearing Flannel

    Investigation Reveals Cause of Fallen Trees Actually Just Drunk Boys Wearing Flannel

    Brady Anderson
    January 26, 2022
    2022 Spring
  • Citing Successful Pilot Program, Pitzer to Phase Out All Water, Heating, and Electricity by End of Semester

    Citing Successful Pilot Program, Pitzer to Phase Out All Water, Heating, and Electricity by End of Semester

    Julian M.
    January 22, 2022
    2022 Spring
    healthy, no frills, pitzer, weaning off
  • “New Year, New Me,” Says Harvey Mudd Student Who Cloned Herself

    “New Year, New Me,” Says Harvey Mudd Student Who Cloned Herself

    The Golden Antlers
    January 1, 2022
    2022 Spring
    clone, harvey mudd, hmc, new years
  • 2021 GA Person of the Year

    2021 GA Person of the Year

    The Golden Antlers
    December 14, 2021
    2021 Fall
    bono, ireland, person of the year, scotland, uk
  • Euphoria Party Cancellation Headlines

    Euphoria Party Cancellation Headlines

    The Golden Antlers
    December 10, 2021
    2021 Fall
    5c, cancel culture, euphoria, molly dealers, nyu, Party
  • CMC ROTC Volleyball Game with Short Short Shorts Not Homoerotic At All, Just a Casual Thing Between Friends, We’ve All Done It, Just a Regular Normal Thing, This Is Something People in the Army Do, the Ball Is Not a Metaphor, We Only Play with Literal Balls, Because We Are Playing Volleyball

    CMC ROTC Volleyball Game with Short Short Shorts Not Homoerotic At All, Just a Casual Thing Between Friends, We’ve All Done It, Just a Regular Normal Thing, This Is Something People in the Army Do, the Ball Is Not a Metaphor, We Only Play with Literal Balls, Because We Are Playing Volleyball

    Eamon Morris
    December 8, 2021
    2021 Fall
  • Real-Life Maze Runner: It’s just Gabi Starr Chasing you Through Oldenborg

    Real-Life Maze Runner: It’s just Gabi Starr Chasing you Through Oldenborg

    Jeffrey Pendo
    December 6, 2021
    2021 Fall
    gabi starr, oldenborg
  • OPINION: I Love My Triple, and So Would You

    OPINION: I Love My Triple, and So Would You

    Anjali K.
    December 4, 2021
    2021 Fall
    dorm, opinion, pomona, triple
  • Opinion: Bathroom Doors Keep People Apart

    Opinion: Bathroom Doors Keep People Apart

    Brady Anderson
    December 3, 2021
    2021 Fall
    artificial barriers of mind body and soul, bathroom, opinion
  • 2021 Claremont Wrapped

    2021 Claremont Wrapped

    The Golden Antlers
    December 1, 2021
    2021 Fall
    5c, aura, puss, wrapped
  • “Is This Guy Bothering You?” Asks Guy Bothering You

    “Is This Guy Bothering You?” Asks Guy Bothering You

    Lucas Cunningham
    November 30, 2021
    2021 Fall
  • In Effort to Promote Diversity and Inclusion, CMC Organizes Student Hajj Around the Cube

    In Effort to Promote Diversity and Inclusion, CMC Organizes Student Hajj Around the Cube

    Mahmood A.
    November 27, 2021
    2021 Fall
    cmc, diversity, hajj, inclusion, mecca, pitzer
  • A Sober Guide to American Thanksgiving for International Students

    A Sober Guide to American Thanksgiving for International Students

    Anjali K.
    November 25, 2021
    2021 Fall
    international students, sober, thanksgiving, turkey
  • Kravis and Roberts Don’t See What’s So Bad About Thanksgiving

    Kravis and Roberts Don’t See What’s So Bad About Thanksgiving

    Lucas Cunningham
    November 25, 2021
    2021 Fall
    cmc, coastal gaslink, eleanor, kkr, kravis, lifestyle, lucas, roberts, thanksgiving, turkey
  • Pitzer Freshman Loses Contact Lens, Sends ISO on StudentTalk

    Pitzer Freshman Loses Contact Lens, Sends ISO on StudentTalk

    Carsten G.
    November 23, 2021
    2021 Fall
  • Harvey Mudd Student Dunks Head in Sink in Valiant Effort to Participate in Showering

    Harvey Mudd Student Dunks Head in Sink in Valiant Effort to Participate in Showering

    Taylor Kindron
    November 22, 2021
    2021 Fall
    harvey mudd, mudd, mudder, shower, stinky
  • CMC to Hold CMC Only Parties in an Effort to Encourage Selective Breeding

    CMC to Hold CMC Only Parties in an Effort to Encourage Selective Breeding

    Ava Hinz
    November 20, 2021
    2021 Fall
    cmc, Party
  • Boy Does Skateboard Tricks in Front of Big Bridges in Bid to Attract “Big Tiddy Goth GF”

    Boy Does Skateboard Tricks in Front of Big Bridges in Bid to Attract “Big Tiddy Goth GF”

    Rachel U
    November 19, 2021
    2021 Fall
    claremont, pomona, pomona college, Student
  • 10 PROVEN Strategies to get a PERM Approved

    10 PROVEN Strategies to get a PERM Approved

    Emilio LoewMuscarolas
    November 17, 2021
    2021 Fall
    5c, guides
  • Scripps Student Body Collectively Burns Down Roberts Pavillion following the release of Taylor Swift’s Red Album

    Scripps Student Body Collectively Burns Down Roberts Pavillion following the release of Taylor Swift’s Red Album

    Ava Hinz
    November 13, 2021
    2021 Fall
    red, roberts, scripps, state of grace, taylor swift
  • Confirmed: Every New Student Has Friends Except You

    Confirmed: Every New Student Has Friends Except You

    Sam B
    November 12, 2021
    2021 Fall
    lifestyle, Student
  • I Thought I Was Rushing Pike… Why Am I Singing Outside of Frary?

    I Thought I Was Rushing Pike… Why Am I Singing Outside of Frary?

    Jeffrey Pendo
    November 9, 2021
    2021 Fall
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