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2021 Fall
  • Why is 5C Toilet Paper So Thin?

    Why is 5C Toilet Paper So Thin?

    Quinn L.
    November 3, 2021
    2021 Fall
  • Angela Davis Not Getting Into Heaven After Upstaging Jesus’ Ath Talk

    Angela Davis Not Getting Into Heaven After Upstaging Jesus’ Ath Talk

    Eleanor Henderson
    October 29, 2021
    2021 Fall
  • CMC Removes Roberts and Kravis From Buildings, Plans to Replace with Thomas Hofeller, Pioneer of the Republican Gerrymander

    CMC Removes Roberts and Kravis From Buildings, Plans to Replace with Thomas Hofeller, Pioneer of the Republican Gerrymander

    AJ Moore
    October 29, 2021
    2021 Fall
  • SHS Unveils New COVID Test That Is Just Mother Feeling Forehead With Back of Hand

    SHS Unveils New COVID Test That Is Just Mother Feeling Forehead With Back of Hand

    Harrison Chapin
    October 27, 2021
    2021 Fall
    covid, mom, mommy, SHS, testing
  • OPINION: It’s Time for Pitzer’s First Lady to Release Her Platform

    OPINION: It’s Time for Pitzer’s First Lady to Release Her Platform

    Eamon Morris
    October 13, 2021
    2021 Fall
    first lady, melvin oliver, opinion, pitzer, platform
  • Hiram Chodosh Explains Inflation: “People Just Couldn’t Count As High Back Then”

    Hiram Chodosh Explains Inflation: “People Just Couldn’t Count As High Back Then”

    The Golden Antlers
    October 8, 2021
    2021 Fall
    chodosh, cmc, econ, hiram chodosh, hiram e chodosh, inflation
  • I Shit You Not #1: Pomona Art History Faculty Offices, Room 207

    I Shit You Not #1: Pomona Art History Faculty Offices, Room 207

    Harrison Chapin
    September 29, 2021
    2021 Fall
  • Pull the Fire Alarm and 9 Other Ways to Cover Up Your Cough in Public

    Pull the Fire Alarm and 9 Other Ways to Cover Up Your Cough in Public

    Lia Harel
    September 27, 2021
    2021 Fall
    cough, covid, fire alarm, kazoo
  • By Literally Making Students Chase Their Food, CMC Reminds Everyone that Basic Sustenance Is Something You Must Earn

    By Literally Making Students Chase Their Food, CMC Reminds Everyone that Basic Sustenance Is Something You Must Earn

    Eleanor Henderson
    September 19, 2021
    2021 Fall
    cmc, collins dining hall, dog, food
  • Service Dog Written Up for Not Wearing Tiny, Adorable Mask While Visiting Dorm

    Service Dog Written Up for Not Wearing Tiny, Adorable Mask While Visiting Dorm

    Brady Anderson
    September 15, 2021
    2021 Fall
    adorable, covid, dog, lifestyle, Local, mask, pomona, pomona college, tiny
  • BREAKING: Student Health Services Uses Your Saliva As Lube

    BREAKING: Student Health Services Uses Your Saliva As Lube

    Eamon Morris
    September 13, 2021
    2021 Fall
    claremont, Gross, Spit, student health services
  • Citing COVID-19 Concerns, Pomona College Suspends Use of Corporal Punishment

    Citing COVID-19 Concerns, Pomona College Suspends Use of Corporal Punishment

    The Golden Antlers
    September 10, 2021
    2021 Fall
    5c, corporal punishment, covid, nuns, pomona, rulers slapping knuckles, suspension
  • Study Reveals CMC Econ Bros Better at Pulling Out Than American Armed Forces

    Study Reveals CMC Econ Bros Better at Pulling Out Than American Armed Forces

    The Golden Antlers
    August 30, 2021
    2021 Fall
    american armed forces, cmc, cums, econ bro, sperms, wars
  • Oh No! Student Mistakenly Brings In-Class Masturbation Habit From Zoom to Claremont

    Oh No! Student Mistakenly Brings In-Class Masturbation Habit From Zoom to Claremont

    The Golden Antlers
    August 30, 2021
    2021 Fall
    “rockin my shit in the classroom”, covid, love, masturbation, relationship, zoom
  • OPINION: I Tricked The Golden Antlers Into Letting Me Be in Charge But They Figured It Out and They’re Kicking Me Off and I am Sad About It. Conveniently, I Am Also Graduating.

    OPINION: I Tricked The Golden Antlers Into Letting Me Be in Charge But They Figured It Out and They’re Kicking Me Off and I am Sad About It. Conveniently, I Am Also Graduating.

    Julia Foodman
    May 16, 2021
    2021 Spring
    claremont, opinion
  • Hiram Chodosh Tells Other 5C Presidents About In-Person Commencement, Other Presidents Stick Their Fingers in Their Ears and Sing “The Song That Gets on Everybody’s Nerves”

    Hiram Chodosh Tells Other 5C Presidents About In-Person Commencement, Other Presidents Stick Their Fingers in Their Ears and Sing “The Song That Gets on Everybody’s Nerves”

    The Golden Antlers
    May 15, 2021
    2021 Spring
    5c, 5C president, cmc, commencement, graduation, hiram chodosh
  • OPINION: Stop Praising Lil Nas X When Macklemore Did it First

    OPINION: Stop Praising Lil Nas X When Macklemore Did it First

    Eamon Morris
    May 13, 2021
    2021 Spring
    Entertainment, lifestyle, opinion
  • Fellas, Is It Gay To? The Golden Antlers Guide To Homosexuality

    Fellas, Is It Gay To? The Golden Antlers Guide To Homosexuality

    Piper Connelly
    May 6, 2021
    2021 Spring
    boys, guide, help, lgbtq, men, queer
  • Investigative Report: What I Can Burn in a Candle during Zoom Class

    Investigative Report: What I Can Burn in a Candle during Zoom Class

    Lia Harel
    May 2, 2021
    2021 Spring
    education, investigation, lifestyle, mystery, zoom
  • A Campus In Shock: Pomona Senior Angstily Removes “Pomona ’21” From His Insta Bio After Getting High And Sad Walking Around A Deserted Frary Last Week And Oh My God It Was Me I Was So Sad You Guys

    A Campus In Shock: Pomona Senior Angstily Removes “Pomona ’21” From His Insta Bio After Getting High And Sad Walking Around A Deserted Frary Last Week And Oh My God It Was Me I Was So Sad You Guys

    Jackson Kuzmik
    May 1, 2021
    2021 Spring
    frary, goats, instagram, jackson, pomona, pomona college, sad, Student
  • 2020 Census Counts White Twinks as African-American Females

    2020 Census Counts White Twinks as African-American Females

    Jeffrey Pendo
    April 29, 2021
    2021 Spring
    2020, cenus, lgbtq, progress, race relations, twinks
  • How The 5Cs Are Responding To The Housing Shortage

    How The 5Cs Are Responding To The Housing Shortage

    The Golden Antlers
    April 25, 2021
    2021 Spring
    5c housing, covid, housing
  • Gabi Starr Updates #1

    Gabi Starr Updates #1

    Eamon Morris
    April 24, 2021
    2021 Spring
    gabi starr, pomona, spontaneous combustion
  • Commemorate the Patriarchy with CMC’s Retro Apparel Line

    Commemorate the Patriarchy with CMC’s Retro Apparel Line

    Lia Harel
    April 23, 2021
    2021 Spring
    celebration, cmc, cms, merchandise, mudd, patriarchy, scripps
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