Certain Ideas: Philip B.
Dear Claremont Colleges Community,
(but especially gay people in the Pomona math department)
I was digging in my closet for my book of emails to plagiarize, and I found my cardboard cutout of Ellen Degeneres serving absolute cunt behind my Elkay LZS8WSLK EZH2O Bottle Filling Station.
As a lifelong well-wisher to the LGBT(±??) I have always loved the non binaries–Dudes like Ellen are so cool :3
You people have been so mean 2 me recently, so i figured a nonbinary mascot would up the chillaxing. Since the Board told me Ellen (or whatever he is) can’t be our mascot, I’ve decided to nonbinarify Cecil instead.
FYI: Cecil goes by they/them ONLY now; I updated his profile on Sakai.
Also, a little bird (Cecil) told me I’m ‘chill’ to the LIGMA+ community. Gaying Cecil is a huge step toward the College’s Strategic Vision. (Note to self: look up ‘gay’)”. It’s time to stop looking through black and white lenses.
Everyone is welcome to stop by and discuss Pomona’s colorful future with me.
My office hours are 1:47-1:47:59 AM on the first Monday of every week that includes a municipal holiday. Please reach out if you need anything at all.
“hey siri, stop recording period
This is what those guys- wait, gxys wanted, right? I sure hope so. Pause recording. OK great- we got it. Jeff, if you were one of …..thxm(?)….., would that keep you paying $80k a year?”