Here at the Golden Antlers, we value science, units of measurement, and other things too. That’s why when we were fed up with Fahrenheit, we put on our thinking caps.
Good news! We’ve discovered a perfect brand new alternative: Celsius. Not the science type? Let us explain for all you feeble minded – Celsius is like Fahrenheit, but a little different.
See, instead of measuring temperature like we’re human people, we decided it’d be easier if we were all like water! We might not freeze at 32 F, but water sure does! So that’s 0 now? Um… yeah. Anyways.
You can thank us later. We know it’s hard to accept that a bunch of college kids made such an incredible scientific breakthrough. You’re probably thinking “Well I could’ve done that!” No, you couldn’t have.
Please donate to our GoFundMe™ so that we can afford to send our discovery to every other country in the world! We will go back to Fahrenheit once they start using it.