Hiram Chodosh is graduating this year. Who should replace him?
- That one guy who called you a slur in the clash of clans clan chat (coccc) when you were 7
- A man who constantly is saying, “it’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion of the ocean”
- Scripps interim president Amy Marcus-Newhall
- a wax effigy of Charlie Kirk
- CMC man who isn’t rich, just “well off”
- Pitzer man who isn’t rich, just “comfortable”
- International Student who’s Instagram bio has 3 flags
- CI staff writer
- Olandria from Love Island
- CMC Econ major who believes in Marxism
- AJR (only on thirsty thursdays)
- Two bad bitches at the same damn time
- Homeless hostile architecture
- Pop Crave Intern
- The CMC financebro who’s also a SoundCloud rapper/DJ with Ibiza aspirations
- The girl in the full Alo set and pink Stanley because she runs that shi like the mf navy
- TSL (come back baby, we can make it work this time)
- White Boy Who’s Suffered A Lot
- Israeli couscous
- Israeli baklava
- Israeli philly meatball sandwich
- Israeli hot tuna casserole
- Israeli Susan’s Famous Grandma oatmeal raisin cookie
- Israeli shawarma
- Israeli gumbo
- Israeli new york cheesecake
- Israeli hot honey chicken sandwich
- Israeli pizza pie, pipin hot! Stuff it in your face!
- Israeli grapes
- Israeli yogurt
- Israeli bulgogi
- Israeli borscht
- (All these things are from Israel originally btw, haha)
- Non-ideological revolutionary
- Boy with they/them pronouns and she/her hips
- Boy with they/them pronouns and she/her hips
- Stick of deodorant from Mudd because it’s used to tough times
- Private from Penguins the Movie
- Jar of rigatoni
- Jar of Jars
- Jar Jar Binks
- Jar jar thinks
- Jorjor Well
- The bullet that should’ve killed Reagan
- A bottle of room temperature vodka
- Brendan Urine
- Audrey Lorde
- Lil Tay
- Everyone Azealia Banks has beef with
- The Golden Antlers
- Tyra Banks (for some reason she is in Blackface)
- Justin Trudeau (for obvious reasons he is in Blackface)
- Kanye Defender in 2025 (but he made graduation!)
- Joseph A. Smith