Teach Your Gronk About Gooning:
Every pilates mom HATES to hear this question. It turns out 12 hours a day of iPad didn’t rot your baby’s brain enough to not ask gooning questions that will make you say, “what the sigma?” But do not fear! With the right attitude, you’ll end up with an educated Costco guy, not a beta Andrew Tate.
Since it can be an uncomfortable conversation, we suggest having some Robux on hand to bribe them with, and if all else fails, a pop-it and subway surfers gameplay to keep them entertained.
Educating Your Gooners
Some fool-proof conversation starters to bring up before GTA 6:
“When two certified rizzlers love each other very much…”
“You actually weren’t dropped on our porch by the fortnight battle bus…”
“Am I the asshole for expressing my love in a physical manner?”
“Childbirth is like skibidi toilet if you really think about it…”
“Chat, did you get informed consent?”
Or, download Sims and have it watch them woohoo.