Co-writer: Eleanor Henderson
Oh, phew, BIG sigh of relief. You woke up this morning, and the world just felt like a better place!
You got out of bed five minutes before your alarm and you didn’t have that weird recurring dream about your friends hating you, because you actually feel quite secure in all of your relationships. When you went into the communal bathroom, there was no hair in the shower drain, and everyone in there high-fived you! After washing their hands, of course.
You went to class, and even though you stopped to sniff every flower you passed, you got there with three minutes to spare. Your professor rewarded you with a smile. Woohoo! Class was awesome: you already know everything, but you still find a genuine sense of enrichment from your peers and their contributions. Love you!
The outfit you picked out today? You got two separate compliments in Malott. Nice job.
Everything was going so well today that you figured, “Now is a great time to try skateboarding for the first time,” and what do you know? You landed that kickflip first try. A tour group walking by saw it and all of them went “oooh,” and clapped politely.
By the way – Emilio, your hot friend? We heard that they think you’re really cute, actually! Apparently they admire your courageous spirit and heart of gold, and so do we. You cutie. Give us a spin!
On that note, we wanted to admit to you that we’ve always thought you’re really pretty. This might sound forward, and we know you’ve got Emilio knocking on your door, but we’ve had these feelings for a long time, and we just want to be honest because we care about our friendship so much. It’s okay if you don’t feel the same way, but, well, if you want to go to Bua Thai for dinner sometime… we’d love to share a plate of drunken fried rice – on us, of course!
Wait, you feel the same way? Oh my god – really? We had no idea. Oh god, that was such a leap of faith, but we can’t tell you how relieved we are to get that off our chest. Is now too soon for a kiss? We don’t think so either. Mwah! Wow, our head is spinning. We think it’s going to be a great year.