1. Would you still love me if I was The Unknown from the Glasgow Willy Wonka Experience
2. How many toes do you think I have?
3. How many gold coins could you fit in your pockets if you didn’t have one of those sacks with a dollar sign on it?
4. Computers, amiright? (Only applicable to Harvey Mudd students)
5. Funny Things
6. -75,000,000 years ago Xenu headed the Galactic Federation, which was an organization of 76 planets that had already existed for 20,000,000 years. The planets were suffering a tremendous problem with overpopulation. Xenu’s draconian solution to the matter was to gather large numbers of people, kill them, freeze their thetans (souls), and transport the frozen thetans to Earth, which they called Teegeeack. The thetans were left in the vicinity of volcanoes, which were, in turn, destroyed in a series of nuclear explosions. What’s your favorite color?
