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2025 Spring
  • Ooze Review: Not Nearly Enough Pus

    Ooze Review: Not Nearly Enough Pus

    Annie B.
    February 24, 2025
    2025 Spring
    5c, no pus, not pustulent, ooze, oozing, Party, very little pus
  • Braxton, Lennon, and Gabe Consider Pitzer Mounds Their Indigenous Land

    Braxton, Lennon, and Gabe Consider Pitzer Mounds Their Indigenous Land

    Luke B.
    February 22, 2025
    2025 Spring
    birkenstocks, feet, land use, mounds, pitzer, settler colonialism
  • Meow! Mudd Student Comes to Class in Fursuit in Human Suit

    Meow! Mudd Student Comes to Class in Fursuit in Human Suit

    James D.
    February 20, 2025
    2025 Spring
    chastity cage, education, fursuit, hmc, horse cock, mudd, studious
  • Golden Antlers Receives Instagram Verification for Being More Famous, Prettier than TSL

    Golden Antlers Receives Instagram Verification for Being More Famous, Prettier than TSL

    James D.
    February 18, 2025
    2025 Spring
    hot, instagram, rousing, sexy, stirring, tsl
  • “L.A. Sucks” Says 5C Student Without Car

    “L.A. Sucks” Says 5C Student Without Car

    Jeremy Martin
    February 17, 2025
    2025 Spring
    5c, car, crash1996, DMV, LA, LA sucks, metrolink
  • FACT: I’M NOT SINGLE, I’M PRACTICING SOLO POLYAMORY

    FACT: I’M NOT SINGLE, I’M PRACTICING SOLO POLYAMORY

    Andrew B.
    February 14, 2025
    2025 Spring
    diatribe, lgbtq, love, polyamory, queer, single, valentine’s day
  • Datamatch Success Stories 2025 – Part 2

    Datamatch Success Stories 2025 – Part 2

    James D.
    February 13, 2025
    2025 Spring
    5c, datamatch, greed, horny, love, lust, manipulation, sloth, valentine’s day
  • Forces of Truth, Justice Triumph Over Armies of Sin

    Forces of Truth, Justice Triumph Over Armies of Sin

    Philip B.
    February 10, 2025
    2025 Spring
    and all the heavens were a bell, football, sports, superbowl
  • Datamatch Success Stories 2025 – Part 1

    Datamatch Success Stories 2025 – Part 1

    James D.
    February 9, 2025
    2025 Spring
    5c, 5c challenge, datamatch, greed, horny, love, lust, polyamorous, sloth, unconventional, valentine’s day
  • 5C Horoscopes

    5C Horoscopes

    The Golden Antlers
    February 8, 2025
    2025 Spring
    5c, astrology, cmc, horoscope, mudd, pitzer, pomona, prophecy, scripps
  • Claremont Colleges February 2025 Party Schedule

    Claremont Colleges February 2025 Party Schedule

    Jeremy Martin
    February 5, 2025
    2025 Spring
    5c, claremont, party schedule
  • Pomona to Build A Ginormous Eco-Dome Instead of Divesting From Fossil Fuels

    Pomona to Build A Ginormous Eco-Dome Instead of Divesting From Fossil Fuels

    Luke B.
    February 4, 2025
    2025 Spring
    climate, divestment, dome, environment, green energy, pomona, sound policy
  • BREAKING: Pomona College is trading Prof. Shahriar Shahriari to Pitzer College in exchange for the McConnell soft-serve machine, sources tell ESPN.

    BREAKING: Pomona College is trading Prof. Shahriar Shahriari to Pitzer College in exchange for the McConnell soft-serve machine, sources tell ESPN.

    Philip B.
    February 3, 2025
    2025 Spring
    breathtaking, dining, doncic, ingenious, math, pitzer, pomona, shahriar, shahriari, sports, trade
  • Laziness or Dream Goblins? A Guide to Blanking During the Test

    Laziness or Dream Goblins? A Guide to Blanking During the Test

    Andrew B.
    February 2, 2025
    2025 Spring
    darkness, dreams, fear, goblin, mind, monsters, nighttime
  • Big Shocker! People at Beer League Enjoy The Lumineers

    Big Shocker! People at Beer League Enjoy The Lumineers

    Ella M.
    February 1, 2025
    2025 Spring
    5c, 5c men, angela, baseball, beer, beer league, drunk, intersectional, intersectional feminism, league, men, saturday
  • Your Closest Friend Went To LA And Met Your Favorite Celebrity (Without You)

    Your Closest Friend Went To LA And Met Your Favorite Celebrity (Without You)

    Jackson King
    January 31, 2025
    2025 Spring
    betrayal, childish, donald, gambino, glover, LA, rage, stab, treachery
  • “It’s Like I Never Left”: Students Start to Remember Their Friends’ Worst Qualities

    “It’s Like I Never Left”: Students Start to Remember Their Friends’ Worst Qualities

    Luke B.
    January 24, 2025
    2025 Spring
    fraternity, hatred, hatred disguised as love, tiresome, winter break
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