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2025 Spring
  • The Milk Video: The Story: The Sequel

    The Milk Video: The Story: The Sequel

    Jeremy Martin
    May 17, 2025
    2025 Spring
    desert, graduation, lactation, life, milk, pomona man
  • Poetry Class Applauds Student For Capitalization Of Letters

    Poetry Class Applauds Student For Capitalization Of Letters

    Luke B.
    May 12, 2025
    2025 Spring
    5c, artist, dreams, poetry, savante, starving artist
  • Study Finds That Zoos Are Only Ethical If You Steal an Animal on the Way Out

    Study Finds That Zoos Are Only Ethical If You Steal an Animal on the Way Out

    James D.
    May 9, 2025
    2025 Spring
    larceny, Los Angeles, reason, science, zoos
  • New Pope From Chicago, Every Person From Illinois Thinks They God Now

    New Pope From Chicago, Every Person From Illinois Thinks They God Now

    Luke B.
    May 8, 2025
    2025 Spring
    bishop of rome, catholic, da pope, jesus, jesus h. christ, lord our savior jesus christ, popemobile, vicar of christ
  • Scrippsies Can Now Spend Flex on Jellycats, Vibrators

    Scrippsies Can Now Spend Flex on Jellycats, Vibrators

    Annie B.
    May 7, 2025
    2025 Spring
    cats, flex, freedom, jelly, scripps, vibrator
  • Man Engages in Primordial Battle Between Deep Depression And A Bowl of Cherry Pits

    Man Engages in Primordial Battle Between Deep Depression And A Bowl of Cherry Pits

    Luke B.
    May 5, 2025
    2025 Spring
    awareness, cyanide, mental health, zachary taylor
  • Move Pedestrians; I’m on a Bike

    Move Pedestrians; I’m on a Bike

    Annie B.
    May 2, 2025
    2025 Spring
    5c men, bike, campus safety, justice, righteous indignation
  • 5C Housing Update – 2025

    5C Housing Update – 2025

    The Golden Antlers
    May 1, 2025
    2025 Spring
    5c, beast games, housing, jonestown
  • ILLEGAL ENCAMPMENT BUILT ON POMONA COLLEGE QUAD

    ILLEGAL ENCAMPMENT BUILT ON POMONA COLLEGE QUAD

    Luke B.
    April 30, 2025
    2025 Spring
    encampment, fear, occupation, photojournalism, pomona
  • Dear God, Please Fill Out My Psych Survey

    Dear God, Please Fill Out My Psych Survey

    Annie B.
    April 29, 2025
    2025 Spring
    favor, free, Money, psychology, urgent
  • Pitzer Student’s Birkenstocks Beg for Sweet Relief of Death

    Pitzer Student’s Birkenstocks Beg for Sweet Relief of Death

    Ella M.
    April 24, 2025
    2025 Spring
    birkenstocks, feet, pitzer, reek, reeking, stinkers, stinky, wealth in america
  • Scripps ARS Cures All Students of Accomodations

    Scripps ARS Cures All Students of Accomodations

    Annie B.
    April 23, 2025
    2025 Spring
    accomodations, ARS, disability, health, scripps
  • Pope Francis Dead After Hitting Gravity Bong

    Pope Francis Dead After Hitting Gravity Bong

    Luke B.
    April 21, 2025
    2025 Spring
    apostle, catholic, drug abuse, faith, funeral, pope, religion, sad, vicar of christ, Weed
  • 5C Students Overjoyed To Learn That 4/20 Is Also Easter

    5C Students Overjoyed To Learn That 4/20 Is Also Easter

    Luke B.
    April 20, 2025
    2025 Spring
    4/20, 5c, easter tithing, father, holy ghost, jesus, religion, spliff, Weed
  • 5C Secret Societies

    5C Secret Societies

    Helaina K.
    April 14, 2025
    2025 Spring
    5c, cmc, hmc, pitzer, pomona, scripps
  • Claremont Colleges April 2025 Party Schedule

    Claremont Colleges April 2025 Party Schedule

    The Golden Antlers
    April 12, 2025
    2025 Spring
    5c, bank, barcelona, gay bash, guns, human centipede, ketamine, mario, OJ Simpson, party schedule, queer, rabbity toy, ragers, tariffs
  • Perfect! Group of High Schoolers on Campus Just in Time to See You At Your Worst!

    Perfect! Group of High Schoolers on Campus Just in Time to See You At Your Worst!

    James D.
    April 3, 2025
    2025 Spring
    gay, indoctrination, queer, tour guide, vodka morning
  • Women’s History Month: Thank God It’s Over

    Women’s History Month: Thank God It’s Over

    Helaina K.
    April 2, 2025
    2025 Spring
    gratitude, satire, women, women’s history month
  • the administrations sooooooo crazy!!!!

    the administrations sooooooo crazy!!!!

    Annie B.
    April 1, 2025
    2025 Spring
    5c, april 1, bad, good, intentionality
  • Claremont College Students so CRAZY!!!

    Claremont College Students so CRAZY!!!

    James D.
    April 1, 2025
    2025 Spring
    5c, april 1, best effort, bisexual, james bond
  • BREAKING NEWS: The Golden Antlers is Funny Now

    BREAKING NEWS: The Golden Antlers is Funny Now

    James D.
    April 1, 2025
    2025 Spring
    funny, student news, tsl
  • More April 1 slop

    More April 1 slop

    James D.
    April 1, 2025
    2025 Spring
    bad, good, worse
  • CMC Women Are Not Being Stereotyped: We’re Here to Save Them

    CMC Women Are Not Being Stereotyped: We’re Here to Save Them

    Julia S.
    March 31, 2025
    2025 Spring
    cmc, femmorhoids, girlcore, shrill, women
  • Pomona College Pledges To “Fully Cooperate” With Four Horsemen Of The Apocalypse

    Pomona College Pledges To “Fully Cooperate” With Four Horsemen Of The Apocalypse

    Luke B.
    March 30, 2025
    2025 Spring
    ICE, immigration, pomona, students, trump
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