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2025 Spring
  • Dear God, Please Fill Out My Psych Survey

    Dear God, Please Fill Out My Psych Survey

    Annie B.
    April 29, 2025
    2025 Spring
    favor, free, Money, psychology, urgent
  • Pitzer Student’s Birkenstocks Beg for Sweet Relief of Death

    Pitzer Student’s Birkenstocks Beg for Sweet Relief of Death

    Ella M.
    April 24, 2025
    2025 Spring
    birkenstocks, feet, pitzer, reek, reeking, stinkers, stinky, wealth in america
  • Scripps ARS Cures All Students of Accomodations

    Scripps ARS Cures All Students of Accomodations

    Annie B.
    April 23, 2025
    2025 Spring
    accomodations, ARS, disability, health, scripps
  • Pope Francis Dead After Hitting Gravity Bong

    Pope Francis Dead After Hitting Gravity Bong

    Luke B.
    April 21, 2025
    2025 Spring
    apostle, catholic, drug abuse, faith, funeral, pope, religion, sad, vicar of christ, Weed
  • 5C Students Overjoyed To Learn That 4/20 Is Also Easter

    5C Students Overjoyed To Learn That 4/20 Is Also Easter

    Luke B.
    April 20, 2025
    2025 Spring
    4/20, 5c, easter tithing, father, holy ghost, jesus, religion, spliff, Weed
  • 5C Secret Societies

    5C Secret Societies

    Helaina K.
    April 14, 2025
    2025 Spring
    5c, cmc, hmc, pitzer, pomona, scripps
  • Claremont Colleges April 2025 Party Schedule

    Claremont Colleges April 2025 Party Schedule

    The Golden Antlers
    April 12, 2025
    2025 Spring
    5c, bank, barcelona, gay bash, guns, human centipede, ketamine, mario, OJ Simpson, party schedule, queer, rabbity toy, ragers, tariffs
  • Perfect! Group of High Schoolers on Campus Just in Time to See You At Your Worst!

    Perfect! Group of High Schoolers on Campus Just in Time to See You At Your Worst!

    James D.
    April 3, 2025
    2025 Spring
    gay, indoctrination, queer, tour guide, vodka morning
  • Women’s History Month: Thank God It’s Over

    Women’s History Month: Thank God It’s Over

    Helaina K.
    April 2, 2025
    2025 Spring
    gratitude, satire, women, women’s history month
  • the administrations sooooooo crazy!!!!

    the administrations sooooooo crazy!!!!

    Annie B.
    April 1, 2025
    2025 Spring
    5c, april 1, bad, good, intentionality
  • Claremont College Students so CRAZY!!!

    Claremont College Students so CRAZY!!!

    James D.
    April 1, 2025
    2025 Spring
    5c, april 1, best effort, bisexual, james bond
  • BREAKING NEWS: The Golden Antlers is Funny Now

    BREAKING NEWS: The Golden Antlers is Funny Now

    James D.
    April 1, 2025
    2025 Spring
    funny, student news, tsl
  • More April 1 slop

    More April 1 slop

    James D.
    April 1, 2025
    2025 Spring
    bad, good, worse
  • CMC Women Are Not Being Stereotyped: We’re Here to Save Them

    CMC Women Are Not Being Stereotyped: We’re Here to Save Them

    Julia S.
    March 31, 2025
    2025 Spring
    cmc, femmorhoids, girlcore, shrill, women
  • Pomona College Pledges To “Fully Cooperate” With Four Horsemen Of The Apocalypse

    Pomona College Pledges To “Fully Cooperate” With Four Horsemen Of The Apocalypse

    Luke B.
    March 30, 2025
    2025 Spring
    ICE, immigration, pomona, students, trump
  • Spring Break Plans? This CMC Student Has a Boat

    Spring Break Plans? This CMC Student Has a Boat

    Luke B.
    March 23, 2025
    2025 Spring
    affordability crisis, cmc, NASDAQ, nautical, spring break, travel, vineyard vines
  • Noah Takes Two Cecils and Two Stags on Ark as 5Cs Drown in God’s Wrath

    Noah Takes Two Cecils and Two Stags on Ark as 5Cs Drown in God’s Wrath

    Andrew B.
    March 13, 2025
    2025 Spring
    apocalypse, cecil, rain, rain in southern california, the devil beating her polycule
  • No Mames Guey: This White 5C Student Speaks SPANISH!

    No Mames Guey: This White 5C Student Speaks SPANISH!

    Simón S.
    March 12, 2025
    2025 Spring
    5c, bilingual, post-racial america, race, spanish, white
  • Loser: Seal Court Turtle Tries to Climb Rock, Falls

    Loser: Seal Court Turtle Tries to Climb Rock, Falls

    Annie B.
    March 11, 2025
    2025 Spring
    authentic depiction, comedy, scripps, seal court, tragedy, tragicomedy
  • I Love My Class Discord

    I Love My Class Discord

    Annie B.
    March 10, 2025
    2025 Spring
    girl, girl gamer, girl stuff, hacker, high tech, tech, woman
  • 5C Salad Bar Optimistic About How Much Head You’re Getting

    5C Salad Bar Optimistic About How Much Head You’re Getting

    Annie B.
    March 6, 2025
    2025 Spring
    5c, cmc, collins dining hall, dining, Dining hall, dining hall staff, frank, frary, harvey mudd, malott dining hall, pineapple, pitzer, pomona, scripps, sex, the hoch
  • Prediction: S(pr)ingalong will SAVE you

    Prediction: S(pr)ingalong will SAVE you

    Abby S.
    March 5, 2025
    2025 Spring
    a capella, culture, drinking, hmc, mathematical beauty, mudd, Party, s(pr)ingalong
  • Friend With Car Invited

    Friend With Car Invited

    Annie B.
    March 3, 2025
    2025 Spring
    car, class warfare, friend, invited, with
  • Thank God — This Dining Hall Salad Has Fruit In It

    Thank God — This Dining Hall Salad Has Fruit In It

    Jeremy Martin
    February 26, 2025
    2025 Spring
    5c, collins, dining, frank, malott, mcconnell, photojournalism, pomona, the hoch
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