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Hiram Chodosh Tells Other 5C Presidents About In-Person Commencement, Other Presidents Stick Their Fingers in Their Ears and Sing “The Song That Gets on Everybody’s Nerves”

The Golden Antlers

May 15, 2021

2021 Spring

5c, 5C president, cmc, commencement, graduation, hiram chodosh
Commemorate the Patriarchy with CMC’s Retro Apparel Line

Lia Harel

April 23, 2021

2021 Spring

celebration, cmc, cms, merchandise, mudd, patriarchy, scripps
5C Inspired Stickers

Eleanor Henderson

March 5, 2021

2021 Spring

5c, cmc, merchandise, mudd, pitzer, pomona, scripps, stickers
Dear CMC and Pomona: Just Fuck Already

Jackson Kuzmik

November 18, 2020

2020 Fall

claremont, cmc, pomona, pomona college
5Cs Unveil Spring COVID-19 Prevention Plans

Jessica Wang

November 15, 2020

2020 Fall

5c, claremont, cmc, harvey mudd, harvey mudd college, pitzer, pitzer college, pomona, pomona college, scripps, scripps college
CMS Football Team Ties Attendance Record When Lost Man Stumbles Onto Field

The Golden Antlers

October 30, 2020

2020 Fall

cmc, cms, football, mudd, record breaking, scripps, sports
BREAKING NEWS: CMC President Hiram Chodosh Tests Positive for Being a Silver Fox

The Golden Antlers

October 2, 2020

2020 Fall

5C president, cmc, covid, gorgeous man, grey for pay, hiram chodosh, spit test
CMC DOS: “Don’t Worry, Zoom TNCs Will Be Just as Bad”

AJ Moore

September 14, 2020

2020 Fall

cmc, Events, lifestyle
The Loaning Tree

AJ Moore

March 9, 2020

2020 Spring

claremont, cmc, lifestyle, Student
CMC Announces Plan to Exclusively Hydrate Walkways by 2022

Kendall Hollimon

November 13, 2019

2019 Fall

cmc, lifestyle, Local
Local CMC Boy Mistakes His Reflection for Potential Networking Opportunity

AJ Moore

October 28, 2019

2019 Fall

cmc, Local, Student
Hunter Biden Joins ASCMC

Cooper Pryde

October 6, 2019

2019 Fall

Clubs, cmc, Local
CMC Writing Center Now Offering Consultations for Tinder Bios & “U Up?” Texts

rachelalaynick

September 30, 2019

2019 Fall

cmc, Local
The Golden Antlers’ Tips for First Years: Claremont McKenna

Julia Foodman

September 20, 2019

2019 Fall

cmc, guides, lifestyle
CMC Removed from Niche College Ranking after Sending Bribe to be Higher Ranked on Top Party Schools List

Alex Valdesuso

July 29, 2019

2019 Fall

cmc
Why Can’t I Fuck in the Bouncy House at Pirate Party?

Cooper Pryde

May 3, 2019

2019 Spring

cmc
CMC Announces Plans to Fuck the Black Hole

Alyssa R.

April 18, 2019

2019 Spring

cmc
Administration Releases New Hunting Guidelines for 2019 Prospie Season

Alex Valdesuso

April 12, 2019

2019 Spring

cmc, lifestyle
CMC Reports Women are Overrepresented at Scripps College

Maggie Thompson

October 24, 2018

2018 Fall

cmc
CMC Launches Annual Parasol Pop-Up Shop

Skyler Addison

October 15, 2018

2018 Fall

cmc
CMC Pre-Professional Club Guide to Freshman Initiation

Skyler Addison

September 24, 2018

2018 Fall

cmc, guides
CMC Bros Shed Exoskeleton in Anticipation of Darty Season

Skyler Addison

May 8, 2018

2018 Spring

bugs, cmc, darty, exoskeleton, Party, seasons, solstice
BREAKING: CMC Board of Trustees Uses CMC Sex Advocates as a Front to Hire a Porn Star for Their Retreat

The Golden Antlers

February 9, 2018

2018 Spring

5c, cmc, cmc board of trustees, loophole!, porn, sex advocates
CMC Student Drops Class So He Can Go to Coachella

Jack Gerstenberger

February 13, 2017

2017 Spring

cmc