Tag: cmc

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BREAKING NEWS: CMC President Hiram Chodosh Tests Positive for Being a Silver Fox

The Golden Antlers

October 2, 2020

2020 Fall

5C president, cmc, covid, gorgeous man, grey for pay, hiram chodosh, spit test
CMC DOS: “Don’t Worry, Zoom TNCs Will Be Just as Bad”

AJ Moore

September 14, 2020

2020 Fall

cmc, Events, lifestyle
The Loaning Tree

AJ Moore

March 9, 2020

2020 Spring

claremont, cmc, lifestyle, Student
CMC Announces Plan to Exclusively Hydrate Walkways by 2022

Kendall Hollimon

November 13, 2019

2019 Fall

cmc, lifestyle, Local
Local CMC Boy Mistakes His Reflection for Potential Networking Opportunity

AJ Moore

October 28, 2019

2019 Fall

cmc, Local, Student
Hunter Biden Joins ASCMC

Cooper Pryde

October 6, 2019

2019 Fall

Clubs, cmc, Local
CMC Writing Center Now Offering Consultations for Tinder Bios & “U Up?” Texts

rachelalaynick

September 30, 2019

2019 Fall

cmc, Local
The Golden Antlers’ Tips for First Years: Claremont McKenna

Julia Foodman

September 20, 2019

2019 Fall

cmc, guides, lifestyle
CMC Removed from Niche College Ranking after Sending Bribe to be Higher Ranked on Top Party Schools List

Alex Valdesuso

July 29, 2019

2019 Fall

cmc
Why Can’t I Fuck in the Bouncy House at Pirate Party?

Cooper Pryde

May 3, 2019

2019 Spring

cmc
CMC Announces Plans to Fuck the Black Hole

Alyssa R.

April 18, 2019

2019 Spring

cmc
Administration Releases New Hunting Guidelines for 2019 Prospie Season

Alex Valdesuso

April 12, 2019

2019 Spring

cmc, lifestyle
CMC Reports Women are Overrepresented at Scripps College

Maggie Thompson

October 24, 2018

2018 Fall

cmc
CMC Launches Annual Parasol Pop-Up Shop

Skyler Addison

October 15, 2018

2018 Fall

cmc
CMC Pre-Professional Club Guide to Freshman Initiation

Skyler Addison

September 24, 2018

2018 Fall

cmc, guides
CMC Bros Shed Exoskeleton in Anticipation of Darty Season

Skyler Addison

May 8, 2018

2018 Spring

bugs, cmc, darty, exoskeleton, Party, seasons, solstice
BREAKING: CMC Board of Trustees Uses CMC Sex Advocates as a Front to Hire a Porn Star for Their Retreat

The Golden Antlers

February 9, 2018

2018 Spring

5c, cmc, cmc board of trustees, loophole!, porn, sex advocates
CMC Student Drops Class So He Can Go to Coachella

Jack Gerstenberger

February 13, 2017

2017 Spring

cmc
Merriam-Kravis Dictionary of Words We’re Allowed to Put on the Internet

Sam Peterson

September 12, 2016

2016 Fall

cmc, Dictionary
Incoming Students Banished To Freshman Island

Brendan Busch

August 21, 2016

2016 Fall

cmc, freshmen, housing
Anti Party-Regulation Bros Done Even Pretending to Care About Racism Now Spellman has Resigned

Liat Kaplan

December 2, 2015

2015 Fall

cmc, dean spellman, racism
13 Things More Likely to Happen than the 16th Person Being Asked to Leave an Unregistered Party

Jack Gerstenberger

October 11, 2015

2015 Fall

alcohol policy, claremont mckenna, cmc, jack gerstenberger
Freshman Presidential Candidate Vows To ‘Make CMC Great Again’

Liat Kaplan

October 4, 2015

2015 Fall

cmc
Confession Time: I’m a Canadian and I Smoke Crack

The Golden Antlers

December 4, 2013

2013 Fall

ASCMC, Ben Turner, Canada, Canadian, cmc, Crack cocaine, Exec Board, featured, golden antlers, government, Rob Ford, Toronto Mayor Rob Ford