Tag: cmc

5c, boat, cmc, nautical, scripps

CMC Man Wonders if Scrippsie’s Name Sexy Enough for Boat

Annie B.

September 24, 2024

2024 Fall

5c, boat, cmc, nautical, scripps
CMC Doubles Tuition to Decrease Acceptance Rate

James D.

September 16, 2024

2024 Fall

acceptance rate, cmc, hiram chodosh, Tuition
Chodosh Dismisses Climate Change as ‘Sunk Cost Fallacy’ in Private Meeting

Luke B.

April 3, 2024

2024 Spring

5C president, chodosh, climate, climate change, cmc, dad, economics, hiram chodosh, hiram e chodosh, investment, Money, oil, scrooge mcduck, sunk cost fallacy
Academic Abuse: The Athletes Are Discussing an NFL Game in Your Humanities Class

Luke B.

November 20, 2023

2023 Fall

ball-juggling, beezlenut, cmc, nfl, queer praxis, women can love sports too
BREAKING: This CMC Man Has Level 3300 Sigma Gyatt Rizz

Jeremy Martin

October 16, 2023

2023 Fall

barizz obama, cmc, emoji laughing emoji, gyatt, ohio, rizz, sigma, theodore rizzivelt
Uh Oh! This Man is About to Explain

Eleanor Henderson

September 12, 2023

2023 Fall

5c, cmc, explaining, giving back, teaching
Economist’s Approach to the Lenten Season: “Jesus is a Sunk Cost”

Annie B.

April 8, 2023

2023 Spring

cmc, economics, forgiveness, lent, machine, profit
“Frary-Wave Feminism Has Gone Too Far:” Collins to Start Exclusively Serving Raw Meat With No Utensils

Annie B.

March 10, 2023

2023 Spring

cmc, collins, collins dining hall, frary, frary mural, inclusivity, meat, meatless mondays
CMC Athletes Win Landmark Victory in Fight for Inclusivity: More Kegs

The Golden Antlers

March 7, 2023

2023 Spring

beer, bipoc, cmc, inclusivity, keg, men, sports, Student
Deadbeat Dad Asks CMC for Twenty Bucks

The Golden Antlers

February 18, 2023

2023 Spring

cash, cmc, commerce, currency, deadbeat dad, Money, parents weekend
BREAKING: Kravis And Roberts Unveil Bold New CMC Construction Projects For 2023

Emilio LoewMuscarolas

January 30, 2023

2023 Spring

cmc, fruit, homophobic slurs, kravis, lesbo, roberts, twinkletoes
Bird Crashes Into Cube

Ben Smith

November 1, 2022

2022 Fall

avian, birds, climate, cmc, collision, cube
2022 Fall Athenaeum Speakers

Jeffrey Pendo

September 24, 2022

2022 Fall

adult literacy, athenaeum, cmc, lea michele, lisa rinna, monarchy
The Wedding Party Gown Was So Tacky This Year!

Jeffrey Pendo

February 13, 2022

2022 Spring

cmc, Events, Party, wedding, wedding party
CMC Trustee Finances Regime Changes in Central America to Impress Scripps Mistress

Mahmood A.

February 9, 2022

2022 Spring

cmc, finance, mistress, regime change, scripps, scripps mistress
In Effort to Promote Diversity and Inclusion, CMC Organizes Student Hajj Around the Cube

Mahmood A.

November 27, 2021

2021 Fall

cmc, diversity, hajj, inclusion, mecca, pitzer
Kravis and Roberts Don’t See What’s So Bad About Thanksgiving

Lucas Cunningham

November 25, 2021

2021 Fall

cmc, coastal gaslink, eleanor, kkr, kravis, lifestyle, lucas, roberts, thanksgiving, turkey
CMC to Hold CMC Only Parties in an Effort to Encourage Selective Breeding

Ava Hinz

November 20, 2021

2021 Fall

cmc, Party
Hiram Chodosh Explains Inflation: “People Just Couldn’t Count As High Back Then”

The Golden Antlers

October 8, 2021

2021 Fall

chodosh, cmc, econ, hiram chodosh, hiram e chodosh, inflation
By Literally Making Students Chase Their Food, CMC Reminds Everyone that Basic Sustenance Is Something You Must Earn

Eleanor Henderson

September 19, 2021

2021 Fall

cmc, collins dining hall, dog, food
Study Reveals CMC Econ Bros Better at Pulling Out Than American Armed Forces

The Golden Antlers

August 30, 2021

2021 Fall

american armed forces, cmc, cums, econ bro, sperms, wars
Hiram Chodosh Tells Other 5C Presidents About In-Person Commencement, Other Presidents Stick Their Fingers in Their Ears and Sing “The Song That Gets on Everybody’s Nerves”

The Golden Antlers

May 15, 2021

2021 Spring

5c, 5C president, cmc, commencement, graduation, hiram chodosh
Commemorate the Patriarchy with CMC’s Retro Apparel Line

Lia Harel

April 23, 2021

2021 Spring

celebration, cmc, cms, merchandise, mudd, patriarchy, scripps
5C Inspired Stickers

Eleanor Henderson

March 5, 2021

2021 Spring

5c, cmc, merchandise, mudd, pitzer, pomona, scripps, stickers