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  • How to Tell Your Friend They are an Alcoholic

    How to Tell Your Friend They are an Alcoholic

    Luke B.
    October 24, 2025
    2025 Fall
    12 step program, aa keychain, admitting it is the first step, alcohol, alcoholic chips, chips are so good with nonalcoholic beer, eat the 9 month chip, friendship, guide, hitting it cold turkey, intervention, jungle juice, yummy yummy crispy chips
  • The Official Golden Antlers Roommate Hotline is Now in Business!

    The Official Golden Antlers Roommate Hotline is Now in Business!

    Camille D.
    October 23, 2025
    2025 Fall
    garden gnomes, housing, rage cage, Roommate
  • Our Predictions for Next Month’s Slow, Sad Alt-Pop Song About Scrippsies

    Our Predictions for Next Month’s Slow, Sad Alt-Pop Song About Scrippsies

    James D.
    October 22, 2025
    2025 Fall
    anticipation, anticipation with head, girl, girlcore, heady with anticipation, music, review, scripps
  • 5 More Things Pomona College is Buying Instead of Air Conditioned Dorms

    5 More Things Pomona College is Buying Instead of Air Conditioned Dorms

    Phoebe F.
    October 21, 2025
    2025 Fall
    air condition, freddy fazbear, hot, it’s so hot outside, jeff roth, pomona
  • Top 10 Things Gabi Starr Does NOT Want You To Know

    Top 10 Things Gabi Starr Does NOT Want You To Know

    The Golden Antlers
    October 17, 2025
    2025 Fall
    5C president, confidential, dastardly motives, evil deeds, gabi, grindr, pomona, secret, squirrell
  • Animal Cruelty? Scientists Force Chimp to Fill Out Forms, Write Cover Letters.

    Animal Cruelty? Scientists Force Chimp to Fill Out Forms, Write Cover Letters.

    Andrew B.
    October 16, 2025
    2025 Fall
    cover letters, gut-wrenching, heartbreaking, human, job applications, monkey, monkey business, monkey-wrenching, monkeying around, mr bananas, rainforest cafe, testing
  • OPINION: Bring Frary Potter Back

    OPINION: Bring Frary Potter Back

    Luke B.
    October 15, 2025
    2025 Fall
    #placesinengland, across the pond, frary, frary potter, gender, jk rowling, nottinghamshire, opinion, trans, worcestershire
  • PTSD (Puddle Traumatic Stress Disorder) Surges as Claremont Flooded With Familiar Enemies

    PTSD (Puddle Traumatic Stress Disorder) Surges as Claremont Flooded With Familiar Enemies

    Luke B.
    October 14, 2025
    2025 Fall
    cats and bogs, cats and dogs, cats and frogs, ptsd, rain, rain in southern california, rainforest cafe, trauma dump, weather
  • OPINION: I’m Fine With Cigarette Smoking, Just Not Weed

    OPINION: I’m Fine With Cigarette Smoking, Just Not Weed

    Cooper G.
    October 9, 2025
    2025 Fall
    cigarette, dale earnhardt jr., family guy, obama, opinion, public safety
  • White Girl Advice with Everleiygh

    White Girl Advice with Everleiygh

    Orezi O.
    October 8, 2025
    2025 Fall
    dwerking, ethicist, everleiygh, idaho, seduction, that cookie good, uninflamed urethra, UTI, white girl advice
  • BREAKING: Secret Dining Hall Hacks!

    BREAKING: Secret Dining Hall Hacks!

    The Golden Antlers
    October 7, 2025
    2025 Fall
    5c dining, hacks, hoch, investigawive journanawism, Journalism, woah!
  • Best Lyrics From the New Taylor Swift Album

    Best Lyrics From the New Taylor Swift Album

    Luke B.
    October 6, 2025
    2025 Fall
    13, brain damage, dead girl in hamlet, did dead girl in hamlet commit suicide?, feathers, football meathead, gaylor, ophelia, problematic nfl team names, scooter braun, sex, showgirl, tae tae, taylor swift, travis kelce, tropical lei showgirl, vegas, wood
  • 5C Man’s Nipples Peaked In High School

    5C Man’s Nipples Peaked In High School

    Luke B.
    October 5, 2025
    2025 Fall
    5c men, high school, i used to be so good in high school, men, nipple, things were better back then
  • Pitzer man tries to make himself more interesting by replacing headphones with two soup cans tied with dental floss

    Pitzer man tries to make himself more interesting by replacing headphones with two soup cans tied with dental floss

    James D.
    October 4, 2025
    2025 Fall
    5c men, andy warhol if he wasn’t gay, campbells, hot wet american summer, megan fox, optimus prime, pitzer, transformer 2, transformers 1
  • Jane Goodall Eulogy Leaked

    Jane Goodall Eulogy Leaked

    Andrew B.
    October 4, 2025
    2025 Fall
    a chimp an ape and jade goodall walk into a bar, chimp vs ape, monkey, monkey business, obituary, what is the difference between a chimp and an ape
  • Scandal: Hoch Fighter Jets Mislabeled!

    Scandal: Hoch Fighter Jets Mislabeled!

    Beryl G.
    October 3, 2025
    2025 Fall
    fighter jet, harvey mudd, lockheed martin, misinformation, the hoch, warfare
  • Seminar Yap Bingo

    Seminar Yap Bingo

    Luke B.
    October 2, 2025
    2025 Fall, Quiz
    5c, bingo, interactive, seminar, yap
  • 5C Horoscopes October 2025

    5C Horoscopes October 2025

    The Golden Antlers
    October 1, 2025
    2025 Fall
    5c, 5c horoscopes, future, scripps rising
  • CMC Renames Itself “Harvard-of-the-two-blocks-Northeast-of-the-Harvard-of-the West” After Tying With Pomona in U.S. News Ranking

    CMC Renames Itself “Harvard-of-the-two-blocks-Northeast-of-the-Harvard-of-the West” After Tying With Pomona in U.S. News Ranking

    The Golden Antlers
    September 30, 2025
    2025 Fall
    5c, cmc, harvard, harvard of the west, hmc, pitzer, ranking, US News, US News college rankings
  • Opinion: I’m Allowed to Smoke in Seal Court

    Opinion: I’m Allowed to Smoke in Seal Court

    Annie B.
    September 29, 2025
    2025 Fall
    cigarette, heart healthy, my pregnant professor, nicu incubator, opinion, smoking
  • Best Places to Fuck in the New CMC Building

    Best Places to Fuck in the New CMC Building

    Julia S.
    September 28, 2025
    2025 Fall
    cmc, fumes, fuming hood, life science, noxious huge big gassy belches, robert day, science, sex
  • Top 10 Ways You Didn’t Know Scripps Students Use Their Period Blood

    Top 10 Ways You Didn’t Know Scripps Students Use Their Period Blood

    Helaina K.
    September 27, 2025
    2025 Fall
    blood, blood god, guide, Innovative, scripps, womxn
  • Beauty, Fights, and Secrets: Here’s Five Things about America’s Next Top Model Cycle 6 That You Missed!

    Beauty, Fights, and Secrets: Here’s Five Things about America’s Next Top Model Cycle 6 That You Missed!

    James D.
    September 26, 2025
    2025 Fall
    antm, creeping dark shadow, creeping shadows, everything shower, jade cole, mollie sue, plot twist and then murder, SAG-AFTRA, sara albert
  • President Starr’s Fall Update

    President Starr’s Fall Update

    Luke B.
    September 25, 2025
    2025 Fall
    5C president, email, gabi, gabi starr, real, update
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