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2025 Fall
  • Sheepish God Requests Yet Another Extension on Rapture

    Sheepish God Requests Yet Another Extension on Rapture

    Andrew B.
    September 24, 2025
    2025 Fall
    bible, christ, god, the day of reckoning, tragedy as old as the bible
  • White Student Vaguely Repeats Name Back to Classmate During Introduction

    White Student Vaguely Repeats Name Back to Classmate During Introduction

    Luke B.
    September 23, 2025
    2025 Fall
    frequent, real life, true
  • Letter to the Editor: The Golden Antlers Need to Do Better

    Letter to the Editor: The Golden Antlers Need to Do Better

    AJ M-L.
    September 22, 2025
    2025 Fall
    do better, golden antlers, letter to the editor
  • Have you heard the good news? Pitzer student explains entire LOTR plot to fellow student

    Have you heard the good news? Pitzer student explains entire LOTR plot to fellow student

    Julia S.
    September 21, 2025
    2025 Fall
    bestiality, dunedain, ithilian, minas morgul, palantir, pitzer, ringwraiths, this is what minas ithil looks like NOW, ww2 allegory, zelda
  • No, It’s Not a ‘Gen Z Stare’ – I Just Know Exactly How and When You Will Die

    No, It’s Not a ‘Gen Z Stare’ – I Just Know Exactly How and When You Will Die

    James D.
    September 20, 2025
    2025 Fall
    5c, daily routine, death note, eyes, final destination, gen z, that monster from deathnore
  • It’s Fine, I Only Use AI to Think

    It’s Fine, I Only Use AI to Think

    Annie B.
    September 19, 2025
    2025 Fall
    5c, AI, groupthink, plagiarism, reels, that cookie good, Zootopia porns
  • 5C Student Rethinks Stance on Equity After Taking Class with Tyler from Football

    5C Student Rethinks Stance on Equity After Taking Class with Tyler from Football

    Andrew B.
    September 18, 2025
    2025 Fall
    5c, equity, football, sports
  • Our Proposed Constitution and Bylaws

    Our Proposed Constitution and Bylaws

    The Golden Antlers
    September 17, 2025
    2025 Fall
    bylaws, constitution
  • Frary Prometheus Praised as Groundbreaking Depiction of “how it feels to have acid reflux”

    Frary Prometheus Praised as Groundbreaking Depiction of “how it feels to have acid reflux”

    Philip B.
    September 16, 2025
    2025 Fall
    acid reflux, big gassy belly, frary, prometheus, tummy
  • Golden Antlers Writer Eagerly Awaits Next Schoolwide Scandal

    Golden Antlers Writer Eagerly Awaits Next Schoolwide Scandal

    Andrew B.
    September 15, 2025
    2025 Fall
    golden antlers, opinion, patience, scandal, slog through the valley of death and shadow
  • New era, same pride: Pomona-Pitzer unveils new, new logo

    New era, same pride: Pomona-Pitzer unveils new, new logo

    Luke B.
    September 14, 2025
    2025 Fall
    pomona-pitzer, pp, sports, tsl
  • Unused RA Condom Yearning from Bottom of Your Desk Drawer

    Unused RA Condom Yearning from Bottom of Your Desk Drawer

    Andrew B.
    September 13, 2025
    2025 Fall
    condom, health, housing, safe sex, sex, yearning
  • OPINION: Replace Class Discourse With Pitchforks, Torches

    OPINION: Replace Class Discourse With Pitchforks, Torches

    Luke B.
    September 12, 2025
    2025 Fall
    insurrection, mob, open heart, opinion, philosophy, pitchfork
  • Entire Nation Forgets Something But Can’t Remember What

    Entire Nation Forgets Something But Can’t Remember What

    The Golden Antlers
    September 11, 2025
    2025 Fall
    9/11, forget, hellloooo, jojo siwa, memory, onomatopoeia, remember, tragicomedy
  • Pitzer Man Queerbaits Himself, Everyone Around Him

    Pitzer Man Queerbaits Himself, Everyone Around Him

    Miro R.
    September 10, 2025
    2025 Fall
    jacobi rhinsembalm, lgbtq, pitzer, queer, straight
  • Claremont Colleges September 2025 Party Schedule

    Claremont Colleges September 2025 Party Schedule

    The Golden Antlers
    September 9, 2025
    2025 Fall
    5c, avis hinkson, butch, Party, party schedule
  • Mysterious “Circle Jerk” Ritual Discovered By 5C Archeologists

    Mysterious “Circle Jerk” Ritual Discovered By 5C Archeologists

    Helaina K.
    September 8, 2025
    2025 Fall
    5c, circle jerk, digging, digging in yo tunnel, discovery, gooning, harvey mudd college
  • Car Lodged Into Floor 2 of Building E After Hitting CCA Speed Bump

    Car Lodged Into Floor 2 of Building E After Hitting CCA Speed Bump

    James D.
    September 7, 2025
    2025 Fall
    5c housing, accident, car, cca, housing, tragedy, tragedy as old as the bible, tragicomedy
  • Performative Man? Pitzer Student Reading The Book He Was Assigned For Class

    Performative Man? Pitzer Student Reading The Book He Was Assigned For Class

    Philip B.
    September 6, 2025
    2025 Fall
    5c, loser, men, performance, pitzer, poser
  • Luigi Mangione Escapes to Italy In Big Green Pipe

    Luigi Mangione Escapes to Italy In Big Green Pipe

    Luke B.
    September 5, 2025
    2025 Fall
    big green pipe, healthcare, italy, luigi mangione
  • Real Life Bully? My Professor Gave Me Constructive Criticism

    Real Life Bully? My Professor Gave Me Constructive Criticism

    Annie B.
    September 4, 2025
    2025 Fall
    bully, hate, humanities, literary criticism, mario, professor, scripps
  • Top 18 Things That Happened at Trump’s Press Conference Yesterday

    Top 18 Things That Happened at Trump’s Press Conference Yesterday

    The Golden Antlers
    September 3, 2025
    2025 Fall
    ayahuasca, depop, epstein island, flat tummy tea, jd vance, politics, pup play, trump, wet season
  • 5 Easy Steps to Achieve a Successful Club Coup

    5 Easy Steps to Achieve a Successful Club Coup

    Amalia S.
    September 2, 2025
    2025 Fall
    5c, club, coup, guide, slacklining
  • Mental Health Awareness: Everyone Is Doing Better Than You

    Mental Health Awareness: Everyone Is Doing Better Than You

    Andrew B.
    September 1, 2025
    2025 Fall
    mental health, pride, safety, veterans
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