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2026 Spring
,
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Your student government representative is thinking about possibly starting to initiate a process to consider something
Diego M
April 6, 2026
2026 Spring
,
Print Edition
ASCMC
,
ashmc
,
aspc
,
sas
,
student government
,
thinking
Did you know that there’s a tunnel under Claremont Blvd.?
Daisy S.
April 6, 2026
2026 Spring
,
Print Edition
chodosh
,
claremont blvd.
,
cmc
,
fact
,
hiram chodosh
WOW! Here’s Every Piercing Ranked by how SCRIPPS They Are!
Abby S.
March 31, 2026
2026 Spring
amy marcus newhall
,
gay
,
infection
,
piercings
Parents Suggest Submitting to Our AI Overlords Before It’s Too Late
Sandy G.
March 4, 2026
2026 Spring
AI
,
skynet
,
submission
,
you can never truly go home again
Normal Peer Takes Off Shoes and Socks During Class
Annie B.
February 26, 2026
2026 Spring
beautiful feeet
,
idris elba
,
quentin tarantino
,
shoes
,
socks
,
stripping
,
tawdry business
“I’ll Fix my Sleep Schedule Tomorrow” – Freshman in for the Worst 4 Years of Sleep They’ll Ever Have
Diego M
February 23, 2026
2026 Spring
bad habits
,
crash 1996
,
fixing
,
freshmen
,
goal oriented leadership
,
sleep
,
sleep hygiene
Undesirable Pre-Med is Picked Last for Chem Lab
Camille D.
February 22, 2026
2026 Spring
5c
,
big ipad
,
group leader
,
obnoxious
,
pre-med
,
titration
Thesis Advisor Coming to Get You Tonight
Annie B.
February 21, 2026
2026 Spring
dread
,
graduation
,
help
,
senior
,
sleepless
,
thesis
,
threat
Coop Fountain Introduces New “Suckling Cecil Roasted on a Spit”
Andrew B.
February 20, 2026
2026 Spring
cecil
,
cecil the nonbinary sagehen
,
meal equivalency
,
nonbinary sagehen
,
oldenborg
,
protein
,
Spit
,
spitfire
Hey Claremont, It’s President Starr. I Keep Emailing You About My “Shared Governance” Task Force, and You Haven’t Replied!
Luke B.
February 19, 2026
2026 Spring
5C president
,
aspc
,
faculty
,
gabi
,
institutionalized something
,
pomona
,
shared governance
Um, What the Hell? This White Guy is Named Diego
Diego M
February 18, 2026
2026 Spring
diego
,
insane
,
true story
,
white
,
white guy named diego
Scripps Rejects 3 Financial Aid Applicants To Pay for 3 Rosebushes
Luke B.
February 17, 2026
2026 Spring
amy marcus newhall
,
george w.
,
lifestyle
,
Money
,
nature
,
rose bush
,
scripps
,
scripps college
Opinion: I’m Soaked
Andrew B.
February 16, 2026
2026 Spring
cold take
,
damp
,
opinion
,
rain
,
soaked
,
sodden
,
wet
Cecil Brutally Framemogged by the Athenas; Cortisol Spikes
Diego M
February 16, 2026
2026 Spring
alpha
,
athenas
,
cecil
,
clav
,
clavicular
,
framemogged
,
looks maxxing
,
mewing
,
mogged
Is Beer League in Crisis? I was Really Hungover and Might not go Today
Luke B.
February 14, 2026
2026 Spring
5c
,
beer league
,
drary
,
love
,
peace
,
pomona
,
the lumineers
,
tour de franzia
,
wine league
No Valentine’s Day Plans? How to Fuck Every School Mascot
Andrew B.
February 13, 2026
2026 Spring
5c
,
athena
,
cecil
,
cmc
,
math
,
mudd
,
nonbinary
,
nonbinary cecil
,
scripps
,
valentine’s day
THE BIGGEST DATAMATCH SUCCESS STORIES OF 2026, #6-10
The Golden Antlers
February 12, 2026
2026 Spring
5c
,
datamatch
,
love
,
p!nk
,
pink
,
titration lab
,
valentine’s day
THE BIGGEST DATAMATCH SUCCESS STORIES OF 2026, #1-5
The Golden Antlers
February 11, 2026
2026 Spring
datamatch
,
datamatch 2026
,
epstein
,
glove at first sight
,
love
,
matches
Valentine’s Day Cards 2026
Helaina K.
February 10, 2026
2026 Spring
cards
,
printable
,
valentine’s day
Huge Massive Stupid Loser?@5Cmissed.connections Never Posts About Me
Annie B.
February 9, 2026
2026 Spring
@5cmissed.connections
,
5c
,
stupid
,
virgin
Dining hall review: Third bowl of Hoch pho
James D.
February 8, 2026
2026 Spring
big and greedy
,
hanoi kitchen
,
hoch
,
hoch pho
,
mudd
,
pho
Black Mold Claims it was Promised the Scripps Showers 3000 Years Ago
Helaina K.
February 6, 2026
2026 Spring
Turning Point USA Announces Lineup for “All American Halftime Show”
Philip B.
February 5, 2026
2026 Spring
bad bunny
,
el bunny mal
,
erica kirk
,
superbowl
,
superbowl monday
,
superbowl tuesday
,
the bowl
,
toilet paper usa
Review: The Toybox, Upland
Luke B.
February 4, 2026
2026 Spring
hamburger ball gag
,
labies
,
review
,
toybox
,
travis scutt
,
upland
,
vaginer
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