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2026 Spring
  • Very Upset! This Band of Instruments that Make Human Noises Wants to Perform at Human Symphony, Too!

    Very Upset! This Band of Instruments that Make Human Noises Wants to Perform at Human Symphony, Too!

    Daisy S.
    April 24, 2026
    2026 Spring
    acapella, acapellam’s razor, harvey mudd, sometimes i think my piano is alive, unappreciated talent
  • Whoops! All White!!

    Whoops! All White!!

    Dan I.
    April 23, 2026
    2026 Spring
    axe & grind, dei, problematic diva, tsl
  • 3 Ways to Get Posted on Your College’s Instagram

    3 Ways to Get Posted on Your College’s Instagram

    Andrew B.
    April 21, 2026
    2026 Spring
    5c, external validation, instagram, interpellation, juicy career cows, supple udders
  • “This Place Will Always Remember Me,” Muses 1/450th of Pomona College’s 132nd Graduating Class

    “This Place Will Always Remember Me,” Muses 1/450th of Pomona College’s 132nd Graduating Class

    Luke B.
    April 20, 2026
    2026 Spring
    big red circle, graduation, graduation not kanye, meditation, meditation ASMR, meditations on Loss, pomona
  • Scrippsie Terrorized by Ugly Dog on Subway Over Spring Break

    Scrippsie Terrorized by Ugly Dog on Subway Over Spring Break

    Eleanor Y.
    April 17, 2026
    2026 Spring
    evil, RUFF BWOWO, scripps, spring break, sukuna lobotomy kaisen, ugly dog
  • Pomona Room Draw Leaves 30 Dead

    Pomona Room Draw Leaves 30 Dead

    Diego M
    April 16, 2026
    2026 Spring
    apocalypse, lovecraftian horror, pomona college, room draw, tyranny of the majority
  • Help! I Think My Roommate is Middle Class!

    Help! I Think My Roommate is Middle Class!

    Camille D.
    April 15, 2026
    2026 Spring
    egads, hamburger helper, lululemon, middle class, secret poor
  • Open Letter to the New CMC President

    Open Letter to the New CMC President

    Shelby T.
    April 14, 2026
    2026 Spring
    chodosh, cmc, daddy aipac, dudley, finance bros b4 finance hoes, Make CMC Great Again
  • I Was Called a Foreign Term at the Scripps Koi Pond and I Will Not Be Silent 

    I Was Called a Foreign Term at the Scripps Koi Pond and I Will Not Be Silent 

    Ella K.
    April 13, 2026
    2026 Spring
    libertarianism, name calling, scripps college, seal court, something’s fishy
  • Pitzer Student, Nova Sandalweed, Recently Found After Being Abandoned at 2023 Balancing Club

    Pitzer Student, Nova Sandalweed, Recently Found After Being Abandoned at 2023 Balancing Club

    Julia S.
    April 10, 2026
    2026 Spring
    Balancing Club, desert, pitzer, she/they, shrooms, week-old-news
  • LEAKED: Class of 2026 Career Outcomes

    LEAKED: Class of 2026 Career Outcomes

    James D.
    April 7, 2026
    2026 Spring
    5c, careers, cmc, graduation, mudd, pitzer, pomona, return on investment, scripps, unemployment
  • Fall 2026 Course List

    Fall 2026 Course List

    The Golden Antlers
    April 6, 2026
    2026 Spring
    5c, cmc, course catalog, courselist, gay, hmc, pitzer, pomona, scripps, Student
  • U.S. News Ranks Top 500 Pomona Students

    U.S. News Ranks Top 500 Pomona Students

    Luke B.
    April 6, 2026
    2026 Spring, Print Edition
    liberal arts, pomona, print edition
  • I’m the TSL, a real newspaper! Use me to start a fire!

    I’m the TSL, a real newspaper! Use me to start a fire!

    Andrew B.
    April 6, 2026
    2026 Spring, Print Edition
    arson, fire, tsl, wildfire
  • Grok Bar. Innovation. Integration. Inhalation.

    Grok Bar. Innovation. Integration. Inhalation.

    Annie B.
    April 6, 2026
    2026 Spring, Print Edition
    ad, grok please explain
  • Your student government representative is thinking about possibly starting to initiate a process to consider something

    Your student government representative is thinking about possibly starting to initiate a process to consider something

    Diego M
    April 6, 2026
    2026 Spring, Print Edition
    ASCMC, ashmc, aspc, sas, student government, thinking
  • Did you know that there’s a tunnel under Claremont Blvd.?

    Did you know that there’s a tunnel under Claremont Blvd.?

    Daisy S.
    April 6, 2026
    2026 Spring, Print Edition
    chodosh, claremont blvd., cmc, fact, hiram chodosh
  • WOW! Here’s Every Piercing Ranked by how SCRIPPS They Are!

    WOW! Here’s Every Piercing Ranked by how SCRIPPS They Are!

    Abby S.
    March 31, 2026
    2026 Spring
    amy marcus newhall, gay, infection, piercings
  • Parents Suggest Submitting to Our AI Overlords Before It’s Too Late

    Parents Suggest Submitting to Our AI Overlords Before It’s Too Late

    Sandy G.
    March 4, 2026
    2026 Spring
    AI, skynet, submission, you can never truly go home again
  • Normal Peer Takes Off Shoes and Socks During Class

    Normal Peer Takes Off Shoes and Socks During Class

    Annie B.
    February 26, 2026
    2026 Spring
    beautiful feeet, idris elba, quentin tarantino, shoes, socks, stripping, tawdry business
  • “I’ll Fix my Sleep Schedule Tomorrow” – Freshman in for the Worst 4 Years of Sleep They’ll Ever Have

    “I’ll Fix my Sleep Schedule Tomorrow” – Freshman in for the Worst 4 Years of Sleep They’ll Ever Have

    Diego M
    February 23, 2026
    2026 Spring
    bad habits, crash 1996, fixing, freshmen, goal oriented leadership, sleep, sleep hygiene
  • Undesirable Pre-Med is Picked Last for Chem Lab

    Undesirable Pre-Med is Picked Last for Chem Lab

    Camille D.
    February 22, 2026
    2026 Spring
    5c, big ipad, group leader, obnoxious, pre-med, titration
  • Thesis Advisor Coming to Get You Tonight

    Thesis Advisor Coming to Get You Tonight

    Annie B.
    February 21, 2026
    2026 Spring
    dread, graduation, help, senior, sleepless, thesis, threat
  • Coop Fountain Introduces New “Suckling Cecil Roasted on a Spit”

    Coop Fountain Introduces New “Suckling Cecil Roasted on a Spit”

    Andrew B.
    February 20, 2026
    2026 Spring
    cecil, cecil the nonbinary sagehen, meal equivalency, nonbinary sagehen, oldenborg, protein, Spit, spitfire
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