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2024 Fall
  • Hey Idiot, Impress EVERYONE With These Idioms!!!

    Hey Idiot, Impress EVERYONE With These Idioms!!!

    The Golden Antlers
    October 25, 2024
    2024 Fall
    english, idioms, phrased turn, turn of phrase
  • The Golden Antlers Unilaterally Suspend Gabi Starr

    The Golden Antlers Unilaterally Suspend Gabi Starr

    Annie B.
    October 24, 2024
    2024 Fall
    5C president, discipline, fairness, gabi starr, pomona, unilateral suspension
  • OPINION: I’m Fine

    OPINION: I’m Fine

    Andy F.
    October 23, 2024
    2024 Fall
    conversation, open heart, open mind, opinion, peace, placid waters on the lake, tranquility
  • TSL Gets Cucked by The Golden Antlers

    TSL Gets Cucked by The Golden Antlers

    Annie B.
    October 22, 2024
    2024 Fall
    breaking, cucked, hardcore, news, tsl
  • CARNEGIE COVERUP: Pomona College VANDALIZES Carnegie Vandalism, Carnegie DESTROYED Yet Again

    CARNEGIE COVERUP: Pomona College VANDALIZES Carnegie Vandalism, Carnegie DESTROYED Yet Again

    Luke B.
    October 21, 2024
    2024 Fall
    activism, an eye for an eye leaves the world blind, beige, carnegie, carnegie hall, coverup, photojournalism, pomona, vandalism
  • The Golden Antlers Are Out of Money

    The Golden Antlers Are Out of Money

    AJ M-L.
    October 20, 2024
    2024 Fall
    campbells, debt, James Duffy, journalistic integrity, soup, thick n’ meaty, thrift
  • Bigfoot is Real: I Saw Him Doing Backflips On Marston Quad

    Bigfoot is Real: I Saw Him Doing Backflips On Marston Quad

    Andrew B.
    October 19, 2024
    2024 Fall
    bigfoot, cryptid, marston quad, poetry, sasquatch
  • Monte Carlo Wristband Price Skyrockets After CMC-Live Nation Merger.

    Monte Carlo Wristband Price Skyrockets After CMC-Live Nation Merger.

    Annie B.
    October 18, 2024
    2024 Fall
    chodosh of the market, cmc, faux outrage, fees, mock outrage, monopoly, monte carlo, outrage, Party
  • Breaking: Earthquake

    Breaking: Earthquake

    Luke B.
    October 17, 2024
    2024 Fall
    shakeout
  • CMC Replaces Pictures of One Direction with Black and White Pictures of One Direction because of The Incident.

    CMC Replaces Pictures of One Direction with Black and White Pictures of One Direction because of The Incident.

    James D.
    October 16, 2024
    2024 Fall
    egg drop test, liam payne, Liam was egg, one direction, sad, tragedy
  • 5C Menu Receives Awesome New Update

    5C Menu Receives Awesome New Update

    Eleanor Henderson
    October 15, 2024
    2024 Fall
    5c dining, cmc, collins, dining, frary, malott, menu, oldenborg, stereotype, the hoch
  • Malott Upholds Core Feminine Value: Malnutrition

    Malott Upholds Core Feminine Value: Malnutrition

    Annie B.
    October 14, 2024
    2024 Fall
    malott, malott dining hall, scripps, small potatoes
  • Opinion: You Will Die

    Opinion: You Will Die

    Annie B.
    October 13, 2024
    2024 Fall
    death, impassion, opinion, passion, reason, subtle argumentation
  • Pepo Melo has sandwiches now, sparking delight among students

    Pepo Melo has sandwiches now, sparking delight among students

    The Golden Antlers
    October 12, 2024
    2024 Fall
    5c dining, bambucha, claremont, dining, egg with happiness, pepo melo, sandwich, smoothie, the village, tsl
  • Pomona Introduces New Campus “Danger” Officers

    Pomona Introduces New Campus “Danger” Officers

    Jeremy Martin
    October 11, 2024
    2024 Fall
    5c, campus security, csc, love, peace, pomona, war and peace
  • Girl Math: “The Motley Is More Profitable Than Ever”

    Girl Math: “The Motley Is More Profitable Than Ever”

    Luke B.
    October 10, 2024
    2024 Fall
    actual journalism, amy marcus newhall, barista, coffee, Journalism, leaked, matcha, motley, scripps
  • Claremont Colleges Party Schedule October 2024

    Claremont Colleges Party Schedule October 2024

    Jeremy Martin
    October 9, 2024
    2024 Fall
    5c, brat, community, gaylor swift, juul ball, Party, party schedule, tour de franzia
  • Pomona Will Make All Students Spraypaint ‘Intifada’ To Identify Carnegie Vandals

    Pomona Will Make All Students Spraypaint ‘Intifada’ To Identify Carnegie Vandals

    Luke B.
    October 8, 2024
    2024 Fall
    activism, actual journalism, biege, carnegie, carnegie hall, Journalism, photos, pomona, vandalism
  • Pomona College Demands Justice, Accountability, Transparency for Carnegie Coup/Destruction in Unsigned, Photoless Email

    Pomona College Demands Justice, Accountability, Transparency for Carnegie Coup/Destruction in Unsigned, Photoless Email

    Luke B.
    October 7, 2024
    2024 Fall
    activism, avis hinkson, bob robinson, carnegie, carnegie hall, coverup, gabi starr, melanie wu, pomona
  • OPINION: You Need Glasses

    OPINION: You Need Glasses

    AJ M-L.
    October 7, 2024
    2024 Fall
    gag, geriatric, opinion
  • Scripps Third-Term President Closes The Motley

    Scripps Third-Term President Closes The Motley

    Luke B.
    October 5, 2024
    2024 Fall
    5c dining, 5C president, amy marcus, amy marcus newhall, coffee, dining, matcha, motley, president, scripps, seal court, Student
  • CMC Replaces Promotional Photos With Images of One Direction, Looks Accurate Enough

    CMC Replaces Promotional Photos With Images of One Direction, Looks Accurate Enough

    James D.
    October 4, 2024
    2024 Fall
    cmc, fun, happy, harry styles, liam payne, lively, one direction
  • Top 10 Malott Oasis Meals

    Top 10 Malott Oasis Meals

    Annie B.
    October 3, 2024
    2024 Fall
    malott dining hall, meals, scripps
  • Cycle of Abuse: Kicked Puppy Eats Bug

    Cycle of Abuse: Kicked Puppy Eats Bug

    Luke B.
    October 1, 2024
    2024 Fall
    abuse, bug, buggums, cycle, dog, food horror, gabe, generational violence, horror, kicking, puppy, violence
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