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2024 Fall
  • Opinion: I Hate You

    Opinion: I Hate You

    Luke B.
    September 28, 2024
    2024 Fall
    archetype, character development, first person, hate, opinion, passion, second person, you, zeal
  • Day in the Life of a Microtrend Final Boss

    Day in the Life of a Microtrend Final Boss

    Dan I.
    September 26, 2024
    2024 Fall
    5c class, bisexual, grwm, microtrend, pinterest, tiktok
  • Confession: The Golden Antlers Have Writer’s Block.

    Confession: The Golden Antlers Have Writer’s Block.

    Annie B.
    September 25, 2024
    2024 Fall
    confession, devastating, the golden antlers
  • CMC Man Wonders if Scrippsie’s Name Sexy Enough for Boat

    CMC Man Wonders if Scrippsie’s Name Sexy Enough for Boat

    Annie B.
    September 24, 2024
    2024 Fall
    5c, boat, cmc, nautical, scripps
  • Title IX Coordinator Lowkey A Freak

    Title IX Coordinator Lowkey A Freak

    Luke B.
    September 22, 2024
    2024 Fall
    consent is always freely given reversable informed enthusiastic salacious, first year, freshmen, fun, informative, sex, sex education, title ix
  • Opinion: I’M SO FUCKING OLD

    Opinion: I’M SO FUCKING OLD

    James D.
    September 21, 2024
    2024 Fall
    aarp, age, malignant narcissism, opinion, senior, senior citizen, twink death, twunk death
  • Opinion: No, I’m NOT Milking Being A Teenager.

    Opinion: No, I’m NOT Milking Being A Teenager.

    James D.
    September 21, 2024
    2024 Fall
    20, abuse of editor power and a narcissism complex if you ask me, aging, death, opinion, twink death, twunk death, washed up
  • What to Ask Instead of “What’s Your Major?”

    What to Ask Instead of “What’s Your Major?”

    Andrew B.
    September 19, 2024
    2024 Fall
    conversation, guide, help, icebreaker
  • OPINION: Queer Couples Are Broke. We Need Dowries.

    OPINION: Queer Couples Are Broke. We Need Dowries.

    Luke B.
    September 18, 2024
    2024 Fall
    bottom is the woman top is the man, bull semen, dowries, dowry, drivel, economics, health, heteronormative, lgbtq, love, Money, opinion, queer, straight, trans
  • CMC Doubles Tuition to Decrease Acceptance Rate

    CMC Doubles Tuition to Decrease Acceptance Rate

    James D.
    September 16, 2024
    2024 Fall
    acceptance rate, cmc, hiram chodosh, Tuition
  • LEAKED: Gabi Starr Email Ghostwritten by AGM-114 Hellfire Missile

    LEAKED: Gabi Starr Email Ghostwritten by AGM-114 Hellfire Missile

    Andrew B.
    September 12, 2024
    2024 Fall
    5C president, adgenda, AGM-114 Hellfire Missile, email, gabi starr, leaked, military, pomona, president
  • Creepy Detective Literally Follows The Scent

    Creepy Detective Literally Follows The Scent

    Luke B.
    September 12, 2024
    2024 Fall
    ass, concept art, conceptual, detective feelabout, dogged, investigation, mystery, poop on the carpet, riddle, smell, thinker
  • On This Day In History: 9/11/2001

    On This Day In History: 9/11/2001

    The Golden Antlers
    September 11, 2024
    2024 Fall
    9/11, guilt, memorial, USA
  • Our 2024 Debate Coverage

    Our 2024 Debate Coverage

    Annie B.
    September 10, 2024
    2024 Fall
    2024 election, biden, debate, democrats of the claremont colleges, donkey, elephant, harris, january 6, pence, politics, republican, republicans, republicans of the claremont colleges, rfk jr.
  • Gabi Starr Explains Sabbatical And Plans

    Gabi Starr Explains Sabbatical And Plans

    Dan I.
    September 9, 2024
    2024 Fall
    5C president, art, blackout poetry, conceptual, concise, gabi starr, genius, incredible, oratory, sabbatical, serious scholarly study
  • Rizzless Professor Gets MOGGED by New Group Leader

    Rizzless Professor Gets MOGGED by New Group Leader

    Balan S.
    September 8, 2024
    2024 Fall
    aura, bye bye, carnival, femcel, gyatt, jelqing, livy dunn, max wynn, mogging, quandale dingle, skibidi, zyn
  • It’s so hot outside!

    It’s so hot outside!

    The Golden Antlers
    September 6, 2024
    2024 Fall
    2024 heat wave, droplets, heat, hot, it’s so hot outside, salty sweat drops, southern california, sun, sweat, weather
  • Gabi Starr Experiments With Blackout Poetry

    Gabi Starr Experiments With Blackout Poetry

    Dan I.
    September 5, 2024
    2024 Fall
    5C president, art, blackout poetry, conceptual, concise, gabi starr, genius, incredible, oratory, pomona
  • My Parents Bought FAFSA, and Now I Have a Full Ride

    My Parents Bought FAFSA, and Now I Have a Full Ride

    James D.
    September 4, 2024
    2024 Fall
    FAFSA, finaid, inspiring, poverty, rich, satire, win
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