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2023 Fall
  • Five Things to Do With Your Stolen McConnell Forks

    Five Things to Do With Your Stolen McConnell Forks

    James D.
    December 28, 2023
    2023 Fall
    forks, mcconnell, pitzer, poke, thievery
  • 5C Student From New York Tries To Gate Keep This Country’s Biggest City

    5C Student From New York Tries To Gate Keep This Country’s Biggest City

    Jeremy Martin
    December 7, 2023
    2023 Fall
    fuck l.a., macro tourism, new york, small town america
  • George Santos Bares All

    George Santos Bares All

    Floria A.
    December 6, 2023
    2023 Fall
    bunny, george santos, house of representatives, nudie mags, playboy, politics, republican
  • Gabi Starr Announces Arrested CLS Professor “Just Teaching an Inside Out Class”

    Gabi Starr Announces Arrested CLS Professor “Just Teaching an Inside Out Class”

    Philip B.
    December 5, 2023
    2023 Fall
    campus protests, gabi starr, inside out, jail, politics, pomona
  • Sandra Day O’Connor Sees Henry Kissinger’s Spotify Wrapped: Dies

    Sandra Day O’Connor Sees Henry Kissinger’s Spotify Wrapped: Dies

    Eli Edelman
    December 1, 2023
    2023 Fall
    Henry Kissinger, mitski, Sandra Day O’Connor, spotify, weezer, wrapped
  • “The What?” CMC Men on Roberts Being Closed Due to Hosting NCAA Division III Women’s Volleyball Championships

    “The What?” CMC Men on Roberts Being Closed Due to Hosting NCAA Division III Women’s Volleyball Championships

    Riley C.
    November 29, 2023
    2023 Fall
    cmc men, division iii, ncaa, roberts
  • Henry Kissinger Sees His Spotify Wrapped: Dies

    Henry Kissinger Sees His Spotify Wrapped: Dies

    Eli Edelman
    November 29, 2023
    2023 Fall
    eras tour, Henry Kissinger, not convicted though, spotify, war crimes, war criminal, weezer
  • BREAKING: Your Roommate’s Classes are Super Easy Because They Are Way Smarter Than You

    BREAKING: Your Roommate’s Classes are Super Easy Because They Are Way Smarter Than You

    James D.
    November 28, 2023
    2023 Fall
    economics, premed, rate my professor, Roommate, stupid people, you stupid
  • Media Literacy Up 20%

    Media Literacy Up 20%

    Philip B.
    November 27, 2023
    2023 Fall
    line, media studies, research, up down
  • No Child Left Behind: How One Mudd Student Took Calculus 1 for 39 Different Pitzer Seniors

    No Child Left Behind: How One Mudd Student Took Calculus 1 for 39 Different Pitzer Seniors

    James D.
    November 22, 2023
    2023 Fall
    calculus, charity, giving back, harvey mudd college, pitzer
  • First Female Scientist

    First Female Scientist

    Floria A.
    November 21, 2023
    2023 Fall
    bikini, heels, science, stem, women in stem
  • “I Throw Rocks at Infants”

    “I Throw Rocks at Infants”

    Floria A.
    November 21, 2023
    2023 Fall
    beautiful figures, cartoon, infants
  • “Call Me a Baboon the Way I Be Wearing These Red Bottoms”

    “Call Me a Baboon the Way I Be Wearing These Red Bottoms”

    Floria A.
    November 21, 2023
    2023 Fall
    animal kingdom, baboon, beautiful figure, cartoon
  • Academic Abuse: The Athletes Are Discussing an NFL Game in Your Humanities Class

    Academic Abuse: The Athletes Are Discussing an NFL Game in Your Humanities Class

    Luke B.
    November 20, 2023
    2023 Fall
    ball-juggling, beezlenut, cmc, nfl, queer praxis, women can love sports too
  • Whoops! The Turrell Skyspace Only Has Bisexual Lighting Now

    Whoops! The Turrell Skyspace Only Has Bisexual Lighting Now

    James D.
    November 19, 2023
    2023 Fall
    metrosexuals, pomona, queerbaiting, skyspace, weird gay mixer sorry weird bisexual mixer
  • 5C Student Really Excited for 2-3 Hours of A Cappella

    5C Student Really Excited for 2-3 Hours of A Cappella

    Jeremy Martin
    November 18, 2023
    2023 Fall
    a capella, beatboxing, musica, scam fest, uc davis
  • Scenic Grind? This Friend Group is Planning Insanely Distracting Things To Do In Between Very, Very Small Intervals of Studying

    Scenic Grind? This Friend Group is Planning Insanely Distracting Things To Do In Between Very, Very Small Intervals of Studying

    Daisy S.
    November 17, 2023
    2023 Fall
    5c, crying, gossip, grind, grindstone, scenic, studying
  • Danger in Honnold: Chekhov’s Gun Found in Stacks

    Danger in Honnold: Chekhov’s Gun Found in Stacks

    AJ M-L.
    November 16, 2023
    2023 Fall
    chekhov, firearm, library, pomona farm, russia
  • Golden Antlers: Official 5C Spring 2024 Course List

    Golden Antlers: Official 5C Spring 2024 Course List

    The Golden Antlers
    November 15, 2023
    2023 Fall
    5c, classes, course catalog, courselist
  • Will They Or Won’t They? Professor and Your PERM

    Will They Or Won’t They? Professor and Your PERM

    Lily Wellington
    November 14, 2023
    2023 Fall
    5c, course catalog, if they wanted too they would?, PERM, registration, the phenomenology of the spirit
  • Student At Pomona Protest Suspected To Be Son Of Building Donor

    Student At Pomona Protest Suspected To Be Son Of Building Donor

    Balan S.
    November 13, 2023
    2023 Fall
    donor, ibitha, intrigue, nepotism, pomona, student protests
  • [NOT CLICKBAIT] This Awesome Trick GUARENTEES You’ll be the Life of the Party!

    [NOT CLICKBAIT] This Awesome Trick GUARENTEES You’ll be the Life of the Party!

    Abby S.
    November 12, 2023
    2023 Fall
    childish gambino, NASDAQ, party-rocking, tutorial
  • Gabi Starr Reserves Right to Take Off Your Mask Sensually and Kiss You on the Cheek

    Gabi Starr Reserves Right to Take Off Your Mask Sensually and Kiss You on the Cheek

    Eli Edelman
    November 10, 2023
    2023 Fall
    doxing, gabi starr, in community, masks, pomona, student activism, student protests
  • Pomonius Manimus

    Pomonius Manimus

    Daniel K.
    November 9, 2023
    2023 Fall
    5c, bob ross, man, nature, pomona, pomona man, Video
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