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2022 Fall
  • Happy Chanukah

    Happy Chanukah

    Jeremy Martin
    December 23, 2022
    2022 Fall
    chanukah, familia, hanukkah, happiness, holidays, Video, winter
  • OPINION: Its Not Queerbaiting If I’m Really Good At It

    OPINION: Its Not Queerbaiting If I’m Really Good At It

    Jeremy Martin
    November 14, 2022
    2022 Fall
    5c, lgbtq, opinion, queer, queerbaiting, spicy straight, they/them
  • Happy Veterans Day

    Happy Veterans Day

    Baxter B.
    November 11, 2022
    2022 Fall
    animals, four legged friends, patriotism, service, veterans
  • Dear Registrar: Does Storming the Scripps Halloween Party Count for My Praxis Requirement?

    Dear Registrar: Does Storming the Scripps Halloween Party Count for My Praxis Requirement?

    Eli Edelman
    November 10, 2022
    2022 Fall
  • 12 Vegan-Friendly Baby Names For Hip New Parents This Fall

    12 Vegan-Friendly Baby Names For Hip New Parents This Fall

    Tali Maximon
    November 9, 2022
    2022 Fall
  • Bird Crashes Into Cube

    Bird Crashes Into Cube

    Ben Smith
    November 1, 2022
    2022 Fall
    avian, birds, climate, cmc, collision, cube
  • Help! I Found Candy In My Roommate’s Halloween Molly

    Help! I Found Candy In My Roommate’s Halloween Molly

    Emilio LoewMuscarolas
    October 28, 2022
    2022 Fall
    bees, drugs, halloween, molly, ooooooh, scary, spooky
  • “We Will Continue To Treat Every Member Of Our Community With Respect,” Writes Palpatine In Email To Imperial Forces

    “We Will Continue To Treat Every Member Of Our Community With Respect,” Writes Palpatine In Email To Imperial Forces

    Philip B.
    October 27, 2022
    2022 Fall
    claremont, coop, dining, Dining hall, dining hall staff, frank, frary, oldenborg, pomona, pomona college, strike, union
  • Russia Proposes Bold New Global Warming Situation: Nuclear Winter

    Russia Proposes Bold New Global Warming Situation: Nuclear Winter

    Emilio LoewMuscarolas
    October 26, 2022
    2022 Fall
    brrr, chilly, global warming, nuclear winter, putin, russia
  • Taylor Swift, Homophobic Dog, and Millie Bobby Brown Team Up To Make Gay People Suffer As Part Of New Album Promotion

    Taylor Swift, Homophobic Dog, and Millie Bobby Brown Team Up To Make Gay People Suffer As Part Of New Album Promotion

    Ella Lehavi
    October 21, 2022
    2022 Fall
    homophobia, lgbtq, millie bobby brown, music, suffering
  • New Report Says CMS Soccer Team Was Only Swallowing Goldfish Because No One’s Mom Remembered The Orange Slices

    New Report Says CMS Soccer Team Was Only Swallowing Goldfish Because No One’s Mom Remembered The Orange Slices

    Lily Wellington
    October 14, 2022
    2022 Fall
    blame women, cms, goldfish, hazing, moms fault, soccer
  • 5 Outfits for Introverted People

    5 Outfits for Introverted People

    Lucas Cunningham
    October 12, 2022
    2022 Fall
    chain mail, fall, fashion, fog, hamsters, introvert, keens, lifestyle, skin
  • I Believe in Separating Art From Problematic Artists, So I Severed My Situationship’s Beautiful Penis From His Body

    I Believe in Separating Art From Problematic Artists, So I Severed My Situationship’s Beautiful Penis From His Body

    Lily Wellington
    October 7, 2022
    2022 Fall
    art, love, relationship, situationship, woke
  • The 5 Best Argument Strategies to Beat Your Opponent

    The 5 Best Argument Strategies to Beat Your Opponent

    Baxter B.
    October 3, 2022
    2022 Fall
    animorph, argument, psychological warfare, rhetoric
  • Opinion – I Didn’t Cheat on You Because our Relationship Exists in the Marketplace of Ideas

    Opinion – I Didn’t Cheat on You Because our Relationship Exists in the Marketplace of Ideas

    Lily Wellington
    September 29, 2022
    2022 Fall
    economics, marketplace, opinion
  • Masochistic Underground Subculture Dubbed “Pineapple Suckers” Newly Integrated Into Mainstream BDSM Community

    Masochistic Underground Subculture Dubbed “Pineapple Suckers” Newly Integrated Into Mainstream BDSM Community

    Lia Harel
    September 26, 2022
    2022 Fall
    bdsm, kink, lifestyle, pineapple, sex, spongebob
  • 3 Ways to Tell if You Have Piss Running Down Your Legs

    3 Ways to Tell if You Have Piss Running Down Your Legs

    Emilio LoewMuscarolas
    September 25, 2022
    2022 Fall
    Emilio, fall 2022, how to tell, i love piss boys, legs, lifestyle, Local, piss, running down your legs, wet spot
  • 2022 Fall Athenaeum Speakers

    2022 Fall Athenaeum Speakers

    Jeffrey Pendo
    September 24, 2022
    2022 Fall
    adult literacy, athenaeum, cmc, lea michele, lisa rinna, monarchy
  • The Milk Video

    The Milk Video

    Jeremy Martin
    September 16, 2022
    2022 Fall
    calciumed up, frary, lactation, milk, milk video, pomona, Video
  • 5C Student Fills Up Brita From Sink Like Medieval Peasant Scooping Water From Well

    5C Student Fills Up Brita From Sink Like Medieval Peasant Scooping Water From Well

    Taylor Kindron
    September 15, 2022
    2022 Fall
    claremont
  • “Dining Hall Staff Aren’t Skilled Workers,” Says Pomona VP Struggling To Open Mayo Jar

    “Dining Hall Staff Aren’t Skilled Workers,” Says Pomona VP Struggling To Open Mayo Jar

    Lucas Cunningham
    September 9, 2022
    2022 Fall
    baxter b, claremont workers union, Dining hall, dining hall staff, lucas c, mayo jar, piper c, sterling d, unionize
  • Monsour To Offer Counseling For British Students Grieving Queen Elizabeth; Appointments Starting 2026

    Monsour To Offer Counseling For British Students Grieving Queen Elizabeth; Appointments Starting 2026

    The Golden Antlers
    September 8, 2022
    2022 Fall
    5c, Britain, England, monsour counseling, Queen Elizabeth, therapy