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2025 Fall
  • Strom Unveils New Pitzer Parking Lot

    Strom Unveils New Pitzer Parking Lot

    Julia S.
    August 31, 2025
    2025 Fall
    5c, auto, can i park here????, driving, parking, pitzer, strom thacker, vehicle news
  • Scripps Plumbing Clogged After 700+ Students Take First “Everything Shower“ After Full-Bush Summer

    Scripps Plumbing Clogged After 700+ Students Take First “Everything Shower“ After Full-Bush Summer

    James D.
    August 30, 2025
    2025 Fall
    5c curls, bush, bush for president, bush summer, plumbing, scripps
  • Toni Morrison: Does Anybody Know if She Is Dead or Alive?

    Toni Morrison: Does Anybody Know if She Is Dead or Alive?

    Luke B.
    August 29, 2025
    2025 Fall
    literary criticism, obituary?, toni morrison
  • BREAKING NEWS: Men Don’t Just Act Like Dogs, Their Haircuts Look Like Them Too!

    BREAKING NEWS: Men Don’t Just Act Like Dogs, Their Haircuts Look Like Them Too!

    Helaina K.
    August 28, 2025
    2025 Fall
    baggy pants, dogs, GSD family, haircut, rottweiler, salon, snip snip, vibes
  • Fall 2025 Scripps Presents Line Up

    Fall 2025 Scripps Presents Line Up

    Annie B.
    August 26, 2025
    2025 Fall
    amanda gorman, colleen hoover, girl on girl action, jimmy fallon, jojo siwa, lesbian yuri, lick suzanne keen, lineup, lisa rinna, lois griffin, matt rife, matt rife riddled with bulletholes, oprah, oprah surprise, queer love, rupaul, scripps, scripps presents, speaking truth to power, suzanne keen, suzanne keen’s haircut, woke, woke speaking, women on women, womenonstagespeaking
  • 10 Ways To Make Yourself The Most Interesting Person During Introductions

    10 Ways To Make Yourself The Most Interesting Person During Introductions

    James D.
    August 25, 2025
    2025 Fall
    5c, biting, blood, calm, collected, cool, cute, diego, introductions, introspective, lifestyle, major, mysterious, name, pronouns, rizz, salt, salt circle, self immolation, tell us about your ho phase, the alamo, tiktok rizz party but in 2025
  • Fall 2025 Move In Headlines

    Fall 2025 Move In Headlines

    Annie B.
    August 24, 2025
    2025 Fall
    5c, air conditioning, charlie kirk, hazing, headlines, lana, mary poppins, move in, shkreli
  • 3 Things I‘m Ordering Mike’s Way

    3 Things I‘m Ordering Mike’s Way

    Annie B.
    August 23, 2025
    2025 Fall
    big big sandwich that makes you big and gassy after eating it, funny, guide, instruction, michael way sandwich, mike, mike’s way, mikeway, sandwich, yellow by coldplay
  • Long-Form: Instagram Empowers Me ❤️

    Long-Form: Instagram Empowers Me ❤️

    Luke B.
    August 22, 2025
    2025 Fall
    empowerment, instagram, long-form, love, social media
  • Cecil Sagehen Spotted on Zapruder Film—Shoots JFK

    Cecil Sagehen Spotted on Zapruder Film—Shoots JFK

    Andrew B.
    August 21, 2025
    2025 Fall
    1963, cecil, jfk, kennedy, nonbinary, pomona, truth, zapruder
  • THE OFFICIAL CLAREMONT COLLEGES PURITY TEST

    THE OFFICIAL CLAREMONT COLLEGES PURITY TEST

    The Golden Antlers
    August 20, 2025
    2025 Fall, Quiz
  • “I Love Being Under Pressure,” Says Pressure Cooker About To Explode

    “I Love Being Under Pressure,” Says Pressure Cooker About To Explode

    Luke B.
    August 19, 2025
    2025 Fall
    crockery, relief, stress, testimonial, therapy
  • US News & Report Releases College Ranking of Every Pitzer Freshman

    US News & Report Releases College Ranking of Every Pitzer Freshman

    The Golden Antlers
    August 18, 2025
    2025 Fall
    awesome, Babyshoe Neverworn, bjork, factual, freshmen, guysss im soooo hungry does anyone have any food\, pitzer, ranking, usnews
  • U.S. News & Report Releases College Ranking of Every Pomona Freshman

    U.S. News & Report Releases College Ranking of Every Pomona Freshman

    The Golden Antlers
    August 17, 2025
    2025 Fall
    5c, authoritative, elite modeling agency, pomona, rankings, US News
  • Product Review: Urinal

    Product Review: Urinal

    Luke B.
    July 30, 2025
    2025 Fall
    cake, consumer, consumer reports, dribbling, driblets, froth, guide, honest, piss, potty humor, review, safety, shopping, splashback, urine
  • The Milk Video: The Story: The Sequel

    The Milk Video: The Story: The Sequel

    Jeremy Martin
    May 17, 2025
    2025 Spring
    desert, graduation, lactation, life, milk, pomona man
  • Poetry Class Applauds Student For Capitalization Of Letters

    Poetry Class Applauds Student For Capitalization Of Letters

    Luke B.
    May 12, 2025
    2025 Spring
    5c, artist, dreams, poetry, savante, starving artist
  • Study Finds That Zoos Are Only Ethical If You Steal an Animal on the Way Out

    Study Finds That Zoos Are Only Ethical If You Steal an Animal on the Way Out

    James D.
    May 9, 2025
    2025 Spring
    larceny, Los Angeles, reason, science, zoos
  • New Pope From Chicago, Every Person From Illinois Thinks They God Now

    New Pope From Chicago, Every Person From Illinois Thinks They God Now

    Luke B.
    May 8, 2025
    2025 Spring
    bishop of rome, catholic, da pope, jesus, jesus h. christ, lord our savior jesus christ, popemobile, vicar of christ
  • Scrippsies Can Now Spend Flex on Jellycats, Vibrators

    Scrippsies Can Now Spend Flex on Jellycats, Vibrators

    Annie B.
    May 7, 2025
    2025 Spring
    cats, flex, freedom, jelly, scripps, vibrator
  • Man Engages in Primordial Battle Between Deep Depression And A Bowl of Cherry Pits

    Man Engages in Primordial Battle Between Deep Depression And A Bowl of Cherry Pits

    Luke B.
    May 5, 2025
    2025 Spring
    awareness, cyanide, mental health, zachary taylor
  • Move Pedestrians; I’m on a Bike

    Move Pedestrians; I’m on a Bike

    Annie B.
    May 2, 2025
    2025 Spring
    5c men, bike, campus safety, justice, righteous indignation
  • 5C Housing Update – 2025

    5C Housing Update – 2025

    The Golden Antlers
    May 1, 2025
    2025 Spring
    5c, beast games, housing, jonestown
  • ILLEGAL ENCAMPMENT BUILT ON POMONA COLLEGE QUAD

    ILLEGAL ENCAMPMENT BUILT ON POMONA COLLEGE QUAD

    Luke B.
    April 30, 2025
    2025 Spring
    encampment, fear, occupation, photojournalism, pomona
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