Tag: pitzer

Balancing Club, desert, pitzer, she/they, shrooms, week-old-news

Pitzer Student, Nova Sandalweed, Recently Found After Being Abandoned at 2023 Balancing Club

Julia S.

April 10, 2026

2026 Spring

Balancing Club, desert, pitzer, she/they, shrooms, week-old-news
LEAKED: Class of 2026 Career Outcomes

James D.

April 7, 2026

2026 Spring

5c, careers, cmc, graduation, mudd, pitzer, pomona, return on investment, scripps, unemployment
Fall 2026 Course List

The Golden Antlers

April 6, 2026

2026 Spring

5c, cmc, course catalog, courselist, gay, hmc, pitzer, pomona, scripps, Student
Dining Hall Menus

Luke B.

November 3, 2025

2025 Fall

5c dining, collins, frary, hoch, malott, mcconnell, menu, pitzer, the hoch
Spring 2026 Course List

The Golden Antlers

October 27, 2025

2025 Fall

5c, cmc, course catalog, courselist, everything, hmc, pitzer, pomona, scripps, Student
Pitzer man tries to make himself more interesting by replacing headphones with two soup cans tied with dental floss

James D.

October 4, 2025

2025 Fall

5c men, andy warhol if he wasn’t gay, campbells, hot wet american summer, megan fox, optimus prime, pitzer, transformer 2, transformers 1
CMC Renames Itself “Harvard-of-the-two-blocks-Northeast-of-the-Harvard-of-the West” After Tying With Pomona in U.S. News Ranking

The Golden Antlers

September 30, 2025

2025 Fall

5c, cmc, harvard, harvard of the west, hmc, pitzer, ranking, US News, US News college rankings
Have you heard the good news? Pitzer student explains entire LOTR plot to fellow student

Julia S.

September 21, 2025

2025 Fall

bestiality, dunedain, ithilian, minas morgul, palantir, pitzer, ringwraiths, this is what minas ithil looks like NOW, ww2 allegory, zelda
Pitzer Man Queerbaits Himself, Everyone Around Him

Miro R.

September 10, 2025

2025 Fall

jacobi rhinsembalm, lgbtq, pitzer, queer, straight
Performative Man? Pitzer Student Reading The Book He Was Assigned For Class

Philip B.

September 6, 2025

2025 Fall

5c, loser, men, performance, pitzer, poser
Strom Unveils New Pitzer Parking Lot

Julia S.

August 31, 2025

2025 Fall

5c, auto, can i park here????, driving, parking, pitzer, strom thacker, vehicle news
US News & Report Releases College Ranking of Every Pitzer Freshman

The Golden Antlers

August 18, 2025

2025 Fall

awesome, Babyshoe Neverworn, bjork, factual, freshmen, guysss im soooo hungry does anyone have any food\, pitzer, ranking, usnews
Pitzer Student’s Birkenstocks Beg for Sweet Relief of Death

Ella M.

April 24, 2025

2025 Spring

birkenstocks, feet, pitzer, reek, reeking, stinkers, stinky, wealth in america
5C Secret Societies

Helaina K.

April 14, 2025

2025 Spring

5c, cmc, hmc, pitzer, pomona, scripps
5C Salad Bar Optimistic About How Much Head You’re Getting

Annie B.

March 6, 2025

2025 Spring

5c, cmc, collins dining hall, dining, Dining hall, dining hall staff, frank, frary, harvey mudd, malott dining hall, pineapple, pitzer, pomona, scripps, sex, the hoch
Braxton, Lennon, and Gabe Consider Pitzer Mounds Their Indigenous Land

Luke B.

February 22, 2025

2025 Spring

birkenstocks, feet, land use, mounds, pitzer, settler colonialism
5C Horoscopes

The Golden Antlers

February 8, 2025

2025 Spring

5c, astrology, cmc, horoscope, mudd, pitzer, pomona, prophecy, scripps
BREAKING: Pomona College is trading Prof. Shahriar Shahriari to Pitzer College in exchange for the McConnell soft-serve machine, sources tell ESPN.

Philip B.

February 3, 2025

2025 Spring

breathtaking, dining, doncic, ingenious, math, pitzer, pomona, shahriar, shahriari, sports, trade
5C Horoscopes!

James D.

November 13, 2024

2024 Fall

5c horoscopes, astrology, cmc, hmc, pitzer, pomona, scripps
ACADEMIC DISHONESTY? Roommate Caught Plagiarizing Outfit From Pinterest

James D.

April 15, 2024

2024 Spring

academic, cheating, discovery, fraud, gay fashion, high fashion, infidelity, low fashion, pitzer, Roommate
Pitzer Reaffirms Commitment to Destroying the American Middle Class

Lily Wellington

February 27, 2024

2024 Spring

affordability, destruction, expenses, goldman-sachs, middle class, pitzer, Student, Tuition
P-P Football Team Replaced by Women’s Rugby Team

Rossana Leal

February 12, 2024

2024 Spring

football, girlpower, pitzer, pomona, pomona-pitzer, real, rugby, sports, tsl, women’s rugby
Five Things to Do With Your Stolen McConnell Forks

James D.

December 28, 2023

2023 Fall

forks, mcconnell, pitzer, poke, thievery
No Child Left Behind: How One Mudd Student Took Calculus 1 for 39 Different Pitzer Seniors

James D.

November 22, 2023

2023 Fall

calculus, charity, giving back, harvey mudd college, pitzer