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2023 Fall
  • Student At Pomona Protest Suspected To Be Son Of Building Donor

    Student At Pomona Protest Suspected To Be Son Of Building Donor

    Balan S.
    November 13, 2023
    2023 Fall
    donor, ibitha, intrigue, nepotism, pomona, student protests
  • [NOT CLICKBAIT] This Awesome Trick GUARENTEES You’ll be the Life of the Party!

    [NOT CLICKBAIT] This Awesome Trick GUARENTEES You’ll be the Life of the Party!

    Abby S.
    November 12, 2023
    2023 Fall
    childish gambino, NASDAQ, party-rocking, tutorial
  • Gabi Starr Reserves Right to Take Off Your Mask Sensually and Kiss You on the Cheek

    Gabi Starr Reserves Right to Take Off Your Mask Sensually and Kiss You on the Cheek

    Eli Edelman
    November 10, 2023
    2023 Fall
    doxing, gabi starr, in community, masks, pomona, student activism, student protests
  • Pomonius Manimus

    Pomonius Manimus

    Daniel K.
    November 9, 2023
    2023 Fall
    5c, bob ross, man, nature, pomona, pomona man, Video
  • Horrible Looming Shadow is Your Academic Advisor

    Horrible Looming Shadow is Your Academic Advisor

    Emilio LoewMuscarolas
    November 8, 2023
    2023 Fall
    5c, advisor, career services, ra, shadow, writing center
  • Pitzer To Eliminate Use of Single-Use Pronouns

    Pitzer To Eliminate Use of Single-Use Pronouns

    James D.
    November 7, 2023
    2023 Fall
    adidas sambas, cecil, green bike, he/him, pitzer, poker hand randy, pronouns, sustainability, xe/xir
  • Man in Seminar Class Thinks He’s On A Podcast

    Man in Seminar Class Thinks He’s On A Podcast

    Eli Edelman
    November 6, 2023
    2023 Fall
    alpha, cia, joe rogan, podcast, seminar, women shaving
  • The Last Frary Supper

    The Last Frary Supper

    Tali Maximon
    November 5, 2023
    2023 Fall
    5c, claremont school of theology, divinity, frary, religiosity, Video
  • I Love Her Reference to the New Beyonce Album

    I Love Her Reference to the New Beyonce Album

    Floria A.
    November 4, 2023
    2023 Fall
    art, auter, beyonce
  • Angel on Your Shoulder Tells You Not To Shave Your Head; Devil On Your Shoulder Tells You To Shave Your Head and Eat Glass Shards and Also Poison

    Angel on Your Shoulder Tells You Not To Shave Your Head; Devil On Your Shoulder Tells You To Shave Your Head and Eat Glass Shards and Also Poison

    James D.
    November 3, 2023
    2023 Fall
    angel, devil, eat glass shards, hair, shave
  • Phew! Male Best Friend Has No Ulterior Motives

    Phew! Male Best Friend Has No Ulterior Motives

    Eleanor Henderson
    November 2, 2023
    2023 Fall
    male best friend, platonic, relationship, there’s something i’ve been meaning to tell you, tinder
  • Bug Wakes Up In Kafka’s Body, Moves to Baltimore

    Bug Wakes Up In Kafka’s Body, Moves to Baltimore

    Luke B.
    November 1, 2023
    2023 Fall
    baltimore, bug, creative writing, creature, english, entomology, kafka, kafkaesque, metamorphosis, mike johnson, novel
  • 9 Last-Second Halloween Costumes for Your Halloween Throuple

    9 Last-Second Halloween Costumes for Your Halloween Throuple

    James D.
    October 31, 2023
    2023 Fall
    5c, alvin and the chipmunks, baby covered in peanut butter, halloween, sheldon, throuple
  • Letter to the Editor: Hey, My Roommate’s Acting Kinda Weird…

    Letter to the Editor: Hey, My Roommate’s Acting Kinda Weird…

    Abby S.
    October 27, 2023
    2023 Fall
    brain, horny, Roommate, sex positivity, sex-positive queer ally intersectional Marxist anti-racist, zombie
  • Top 10 Things to Leave Out for Trick-or-Treaters

    Top 10 Things to Leave Out for Trick-or-Treaters

    Daisy S.
    October 26, 2023
    2023 Fall
    halloween, holiday, meat, trick-or-treats, warm
  • Fomo in a Can

    Fomo in a Can

    Daniel K.
    October 25, 2023
    2023 Fall
    fomo, souvenir, vacation, Video
  • Big Sister is Watching You: Scripps Becomes Surveillance State

    Big Sister is Watching You: Scripps Becomes Surveillance State

    Philip B.
    October 24, 2023
    2023 Fall
    alcohol, amy marcus-newhall, big sister, pitzer, scripps, surveillance
  • Scripps Gives Students Lead Pipes for Malott Crowd Control

    Scripps Gives Students Lead Pipes for Malott Crowd Control

    Annie B.
    October 23, 2023
    2023 Fall
    5c, laying pipe, lead pipes, malott, nancy kerrigan, pp, scripps, sports, survival, tonya harding
  • How I Survive My Liberal Arts Education

    How I Survive My Liberal Arts Education

    Emilio LoewMuscarolas
    October 21, 2023
    2023 Fall
    academic weapon, american dream bath bomb, foucault, gilgamesh, hat man
  • Strom Thacker Headlines

    Strom Thacker Headlines

    James D.
    October 20, 2023
    2023 Fall
    parallel parking, pitzer, pomona, porn, pregnancy, spinach, strom thacker
  • 5C Student Looks Forward to Career in Consulting, Rest of Eternity in Hell

    5C Student Looks Forward to Career in Consulting, Rest of Eternity in Hell

    Eleanor Henderson
    October 19, 2023
    2023 Fall
    5c, consulting, hell, mckinsey, recycling, sold soul to devil, synergy
  • BREAKING: This CMC Man Has Level 3300 Sigma Gyatt Rizz

    BREAKING: This CMC Man Has Level 3300 Sigma Gyatt Rizz

    Jeremy Martin
    October 16, 2023
    2023 Fall
    barizz obama, cmc, emoji laughing emoji, gyatt, ohio, rizz, sigma, theodore rizzivelt
  • HOW?? Man with LIME DISEASE Gets SCURVY??

    HOW?? Man with LIME DISEASE Gets SCURVY??

    Luke B.
    October 15, 2023
    2023 Fall
    bite, citrus, grove, injury, lime, medical, mystery, pomelo, Question, science, scurvy, sprite, ticks, violence
  • Pitzer to Offer “Inheritance Studies” Major

    Pitzer to Offer “Inheritance Studies” Major

    Philip B.
    October 14, 2023
    2023 Fall
    interdisciplinary, nepotism, pitzer, social justice, succession
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