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2023 Fall
  • So You Want to Dress: Inquisition | Arts & Culture

    So You Want to Dress: Inquisition | Arts & Culture

    Luke B.
    October 13, 2023
    2023 Fall
    arts, christendom, cloaks, dress, fashion, inquisition, jesus, parody, pope, religion, satire, spanish, streetwear, tsl
  • “I Heard He Locked Himself In His Studio Without Food Or Water For A Whole Year And This Is The Result”

    “I Heard He Locked Himself In His Studio Without Food Or Water For A Whole Year And This Is The Result”

    Floria A.
    October 13, 2023
    2023 Fall
    art, art museum, cartoon, introspection
  • 5C Student Wants You to Know How Rich They Aren’t

    5C Student Wants You to Know How Rich They Aren’t

    Jeremy Martin
    October 11, 2023
    2023 Fall
    5c, land ownership, taxes, thrift, wealthy
  • Professors Sick of the Liberal Arts Bullshit: Students Must Now Name At Least 5 Works by the Philosophers They Supposedly “Live By”

    Professors Sick of the Liberal Arts Bullshit: Students Must Now Name At Least 5 Works by the Philosophers They Supposedly “Live By”

    Leo V.
    October 8, 2023
    2023 Fall
    5c, foucault, hegel, liberal arts, panopticon, pitzer, pomona
  • The Definitive 5C Dining Hall Ranking

    The Definitive 5C Dining Hall Ranking

    Jeremy Martin
    October 6, 2023
    2023 Fall
    christ, drary, frary, halloween, harry potter, mac shack, muggle core, pomona
  • Motley Announces Happy Hour: “Take A Sip, Leave A Sip”

    Motley Announces Happy Hour: “Take A Sip, Leave A Sip”

    Annie B.
    October 4, 2023
    2023 Fall
    5c, community, matcha cha cha, motley, mutual aid, scripps
  • Man in Group Project Promises He Has a Much, Much Busier Schedule than You—No, Like Seriously Guys, I Can’t Meet Today I Have Four Super Important Extracurriculars, Engineering Homework, and a Pet Snail to Feed, and No, Tomorrow Doesn’t Work Either. Can You Do Monday from 2:13-2:34?

    Man in Group Project Promises He Has a Much, Much Busier Schedule than You—No, Like Seriously Guys, I Can’t Meet Today I Have Four Super Important Extracurriculars, Engineering Homework, and a Pet Snail to Feed, and No, Tomorrow Doesn’t Work Either. Can You Do Monday from 2:13-2:34?

    Taylor Kindron
    October 3, 2023
    2023 Fall
    beelike, busy, group project, man, mudd, pomona, scripps
  • I Saw You Commented on my Sakai Forum Post… Should We?

    I Saw You Commented on my Sakai Forum Post… Should We?

    Jeremy Martin
    October 1, 2023
    2023 Fall
    5c, canvas before canvas, love, queer, relationship, sakai
  • Comedy On Campus Review: Being Jewish Is A Crutch

    Comedy On Campus Review: Being Jewish Is A Crutch

    Lily Wellington
    September 30, 2023
    2023 Fall
    5c, circumcision, comedy, judaism, open mic, seder
  • R.I.P. Dianne Feinstein

    R.I.P. Dianne Feinstein

    The Golden Antlers
    September 29, 2023
    2023 Fall
    birds, california, dianne feinstein, filibuster reform, mccain
  • No Funny Business: Nation’s Clowns in Crisis

    No Funny Business: Nation’s Clowns in Crisis

    Philip B.
    September 29, 2023
    2023 Fall
    american dream, clowns, clowns against progress, depression, depresso, funny business, mentalhealth
  • BREAKING: New Report Shows “Irony” is the Most Dangerous Gateway Drug

    BREAKING: New Report Shows “Irony” is the Most Dangerous Gateway Drug

    Annie B.
    September 25, 2023
    2023 Fall
    cigs, drugs, irony, marijuana, meghan trainor, michael pollan
  • Spider-Man Pizza Delivery

    Spider-Man Pizza Delivery

    Daniel K.
    September 22, 2023
    2023 Fall
    campus life, charity, pizza, society, spider man, Video
  • All of Your Friends Are Having Sex Without You

    All of Your Friends Are Having Sex Without You

    Eleanor Henderson
    September 21, 2023
    2023 Fall
    5c, exclusion, friendship, relationship, sex, sex with benefits, twin xl
  • “We Want to Be Seen as a Real Newspaper”: TSL Announces Mass Layoffs

    “We Want to Be Seen as a Real Newspaper”: TSL Announces Mass Layoffs

    Annie B.
    September 20, 2023
    2023 Fall
    actual journalism, Journalism, newspaper, the atlantic, the student life, tsl
  • Be Still My Beating Heart: This Gorgeous Man Is Riding An Electric Scooter

    Be Still My Beating Heart: This Gorgeous Man Is Riding An Electric Scooter

    Jeremy Martin
    September 19, 2023
    2023 Fall
    electric scooter, love, Master Lock U-Lock Bike Lock with Key U-Lock for Bicycles Lock for Outdoor Equipment Black, relationship, yearning
  • OP-ED: If I’m a So-Called “Mammal,” Then Where Is My Milk?

    OP-ED: If I’m a So-Called “Mammal,” Then Where Is My Milk?

    Luke B.
    September 18, 2023
    2023 Fall
    advice, allegory, cow, education, evolution, jug, jugs, mammal, man, milk, opinion, parenting, queer, teats, trans
  • Fall 2023 Mot Opening Party Theme Announcement

    Fall 2023 Mot Opening Party Theme Announcement

    Annie B.
    September 15, 2023
    2023 Fall
    9/11, diana, hims, incel, motley, munchausen by proxy
  • Uh Oh! This Man is About to Explain

    Uh Oh! This Man is About to Explain

    Eleanor Henderson
    September 12, 2023
    2023 Fall
    5c, cmc, explaining, giving back, teaching
  • Agent Orange to Lead CIA

    Agent Orange to Lead CIA

    Luke B.
    September 11, 2023
    2023 Fall
    9/11, agent orange, biden administration, carcinogen, church committee, cia, congress, constitution schmonstitution, defoliant, first amendment, Journalism, lsd, mind control, mitch mcconnell, news, senate, vote
  • Fall 2023 Rate My Professor Reviews

    Fall 2023 Rate My Professor Reviews

    Annie B.
    September 10, 2023
    2023 Fall
    course catalog, rate my professor, registration
  • “It’s been an honor to serve:” Scripps President Amy Marcus-Newhall steps down

    “It’s been an honor to serve:” Scripps President Amy Marcus-Newhall steps down

    Annie B.
    September 9, 2023
    2023 Fall
    amy marcus-newhall, scripps, the student life, tsl
  • “Nothing Unites Like a Common Enemy:” Scripps replaces NSPO with stoning of random first-year

    “Nothing Unites Like a Common Enemy:” Scripps replaces NSPO with stoning of random first-year

    Annie B.
    September 7, 2023
    2023 Fall
    first year, freshman, new president, nspo, orientation, scripps
  • Quivering at the Sheer Power of Your Intellect: 5C Student Takes Hard Class on Purpose

    Quivering at the Sheer Power of Your Intellect: 5C Student Takes Hard Class on Purpose

    Eleanor Henderson
    September 6, 2023
    2023 Fall
    classes, impressive, intellect, professor, rate my professor
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