Posts byDavid Cremins

Mueller Indicts 13 Russian Nationals, Hiram Chodosh


 (Claremont, CA and DC, Washington): BREAKING…Special Counsel Robert Mueller has proceeded with criminal indictments of 13 Russian nationals and President of Claremont McKenna College, Hiram Chodosh. After months of intensive investigation, it was finally announced today that Robert Mueller, who was tasked with discovering the extent of foreign meddling in 2016 presidential elections, will bring

Pitzer Sophomore Preaches Amazing Health Benefits of Veganism, and Cocaine

The Body is a Ferrari, Super Cars Need Super Fuel


 *The Golden Antlers sat down with Pitzer sophomore Nico Moses, a self-proclaimed health and lifestyle guru, this week to discuss tips and tricks to maintaining a healthy lifestyle at the 5Cs* Golden Antlers: So, Nico, thank you so much for sitting down and talking about your lifestyle and choices with us. We understand that your

Why the Golden Antlers Hired Me


 On Friday, Sept. 29, I was invited into a secret Facebook group called “The Golden Antlers” which peddles in mediocre campus satire. This makes sense, because I applied to work (well, volunteer) for them. On the same day, my friends informed me that I had finally gained acceptance in their eyes as a humorous, fun-loving

Roberts Pavilion to Become Arts Center


 Citing lack of enthusiasm surrounding the opening of the Roberts Pavilion, Claremont McKenna College announced today that, just in time for the beginning of the semester, the $50 million space will be converted into the Roberts Center for the Performing and Visual Arts. While there are early reports of dismayed reactions from the handful of

Pitzer Student Activists Reach Record Number Of Facebook Likes


 Student activism reached a historic milestone this week when Pitzer sophomore Rebecca McAngel announced on Facebook that she was “excited that we have reached a record number of likes in response to our latest innovative, social media-driven initiative!” Pitzer students and faculty are still trying to process the uniquely impactful news. The “we” in McAngel’s