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2024 Fall
  • What to Ask Instead of “What’s Your Major?”

    What to Ask Instead of “What’s Your Major?”

    Andrew B.
    September 19, 2024
    2024 Fall
    conversation, guide, help, icebreaker
  • OPINION: Queer Couples Are Broke. We Need Dowries.

    OPINION: Queer Couples Are Broke. We Need Dowries.

    Luke B.
    September 18, 2024
    2024 Fall
    bottom is the woman top is the man, bull semen, dowries, dowry, drivel, economics, health, heteronormative, lgbtq, love, Money, opinion, queer, straight, trans
  • CMC Doubles Tuition to Decrease Acceptance Rate

    CMC Doubles Tuition to Decrease Acceptance Rate

    James D.
    September 16, 2024
    2024 Fall
    acceptance rate, cmc, hiram chodosh, Tuition
  • LEAKED: Gabi Starr Email Ghostwritten by AGM-114 Hellfire Missile

    LEAKED: Gabi Starr Email Ghostwritten by AGM-114 Hellfire Missile

    Andrew B.
    September 12, 2024
    2024 Fall
    5C president, adgenda, AGM-114 Hellfire Missile, email, gabi starr, leaked, military, pomona, president
  • Creepy Detective Literally Follows The Scent

    Creepy Detective Literally Follows The Scent

    Luke B.
    September 12, 2024
    2024 Fall
    ass, concept art, conceptual, detective feelabout, dogged, investigation, mystery, poop on the carpet, riddle, smell, thinker
  • On This Day In History: 9/11/2001

    On This Day In History: 9/11/2001

    The Golden Antlers
    September 11, 2024
    2024 Fall
    9/11, guilt, memorial, USA
  • Our 2024 Debate Coverage

    Our 2024 Debate Coverage

    Annie B.
    September 10, 2024
    2024 Fall
    2024 election, biden, debate, democrats of the claremont colleges, donkey, elephant, harris, january 6, pence, politics, republican, republicans, republicans of the claremont colleges, rfk jr.
  • Gabi Starr Explains Sabbatical And Plans

    Gabi Starr Explains Sabbatical And Plans

    Dan I.
    September 9, 2024
    2024 Fall
    5C president, art, blackout poetry, conceptual, concise, gabi starr, genius, incredible, oratory, sabbatical, serious scholarly study
  • Rizzless Professor Gets MOGGED by New Group Leader

    Rizzless Professor Gets MOGGED by New Group Leader

    Balan S.
    September 8, 2024
    2024 Fall
    aura, bye bye, carnival, femcel, gyatt, jelqing, livy dunn, max wynn, mogging, quandale dingle, skibidi, zyn
  • It’s so hot outside!

    It’s so hot outside!

    The Golden Antlers
    September 6, 2024
    2024 Fall
    2024 heat wave, droplets, heat, hot, it’s so hot outside, salty sweat drops, southern california, sun, sweat, weather
  • Gabi Starr Experiments With Blackout Poetry

    Gabi Starr Experiments With Blackout Poetry

    Dan I.
    September 5, 2024
    2024 Fall
    5C president, art, blackout poetry, conceptual, concise, gabi starr, genius, incredible, oratory, pomona
  • My Parents Bought FAFSA, and Now I Have a Full Ride

    My Parents Bought FAFSA, and Now I Have a Full Ride

    James D.
    September 4, 2024
    2024 Fall
    FAFSA, finaid, inspiring, poverty, rich, satire, win
  • Fifteen Experiences That Will Make You Yell, “Ugh! Real!”

    Fifteen Experiences That Will Make You Yell, “Ugh! Real!”

    AJ M-L.
    April 18, 2024
    2024 Spring
    fifteen, numerology, real, soooo real, soooooo real with Caleb hearon
  • OPINION: Women Can Be Doctors, Too?

    OPINION: Women Can Be Doctors, Too?

    Annie B.
    April 17, 2024
    2024 Spring
    america, feminism, health, healthcare, medical, mystery, opinion, politics, surgery, women
  • ACADEMIC DISHONESTY? Roommate Caught Plagiarizing Outfit From Pinterest

    ACADEMIC DISHONESTY? Roommate Caught Plagiarizing Outfit From Pinterest

    James D.
    April 15, 2024
    2024 Spring
    academic, cheating, discovery, fraud, gay fashion, high fashion, infidelity, low fashion, pitzer, Roommate
  • OJ IS DEAD!

    OJ IS DEAD!

    Annie B.
    April 11, 2024
    2024 Spring
    acquitted, breaking, if he did it, life after death, oj
  • Sisyphus Cancelled: Lashes Out at Immigrants for ‘Stealing His Job’

    Sisyphus Cancelled: Lashes Out at Immigrants for ‘Stealing His Job’

    Eli Edelman
    April 6, 2024
    2024 Spring
    hill, move, repeat, rock, sisyphus
  • Gabi Starr Calls Police on Field of Flowers

    Gabi Starr Calls Police on Field of Flowers

    Eleanor Henderson
    April 5, 2024
    2024 Spring
    alexander hall, campus protests, civil obedience, civil rights, gabi starr, peace, perfect response, pomona, student protest
  • Gabi Starr Denies Rumors; Hits Student With Car Anyway

    Gabi Starr Denies Rumors; Hits Student With Car Anyway

    Luke B.
    April 5, 2024
    2024 Spring
    5C president, danger, gabi starr, gabi starr hits students with cars, harassment, little dog, pomona, rumor
  • Sock Puppet and Puppeteer on Your Hinge Are Looking for a Third

    Sock Puppet and Puppeteer on Your Hinge Are Looking for a Third

    Andrew B.
    April 4, 2024
    2024 Spring
    dating, glove at first sight, love, modern love, puppet, throuple, toys
  • Chodosh Dismisses Climate Change as ‘Sunk Cost Fallacy’ in Private Meeting

    Chodosh Dismisses Climate Change as ‘Sunk Cost Fallacy’ in Private Meeting

    Luke B.
    April 3, 2024
    2024 Spring
    5C president, chodosh, climate, climate change, cmc, dad, economics, hiram chodosh, hiram e chodosh, investment, Money, oil, scrooge mcduck, sunk cost fallacy
  • Fall 2024 Course List!

    Fall 2024 Course List!

    The Golden Antlers
    April 1, 2024
    2024 Spring
    5c, course catalog, courselist
  • Pastor Defends Private Jet Purchase After Backlash

    Pastor Defends Private Jet Purchase After Backlash

    AJ M-L.
    March 31, 2024
    2024 Spring
    being poor is sin, christ, christian, easter tithing, god, Joel osteen, Money
  • Greek Student Outraged at 5C Prohibition of Greek Life

    Greek Student Outraged at 5C Prohibition of Greek Life

    Eli Edelman
    March 30, 2024
    2024 Spring
    culture shock, cypriot unification, cyprus, cyprus as one unified body like ireland or god, fraternity, frats, greece, greek life, only the greek portion of cyprus
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